Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter
August 20, 2014
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You have at least a million relatives as close as tenth cousin,
and no one on Earth is any further removed than your fiftieth
cousin.
With each breath, you take into your body 10 sextillion atoms,
and, owing to the wind's circulation, every year you have intimate
relations with oxygen molecules exhaled by every person alive,
as well as by everyone who ever lived.
Right now you may be carrying atoms that were once inside the
lungs of Malcolm X, William Shakespeare, Joan of Arc, and Cleopatra.
(Source: Guy Murchie, "The Seven Mysteries of Life")
Here's the accompanying photo by Fernan Federici: tinyurl.com/kt8h6qx
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As I stood by the creek at dusk, the silhouette of a woman in
a kayak flowed my way. The last crease of the orange sun hovered
on the horizon behind her. I spied the reflection of the first
star shimmering in the violet water before I saw it in the sky.
The temperature was balmy. A translucent spider floated on a
mild breeze at the end of an airborne silk strand. Nine geese
in v-formation trumpeted as they soared overhead.
The woman drew close enough for us to see each other's faces,
and addressed me. "We win!" she exclaimed jubilantly,
standing up in her kayak and raising her arms. Her announcement
delivered, she paddled away.
Here's the accompanying photo by Ro Loughran: bit.ly/YodUPV
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I invite you to think about your relationship to human beings
who haven't been born yet. What might you create for them to use?
How can you make your life a gift to the future? Can you not only
help preserve the wonders we live amidst, but actually enhance
them?
Lewis Carroll: "It's a poor sort of memory that only works
backward."
Image by Dietmar Voorworld,
landart-creations.com
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The Divine Awkward in me honors the Divine Awkward in you:
on.fb.me/1n11Aup
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"Freedom is in the unknown. If you believe there is an unknown
everywhere, in your own body, in your relationships with other
people, in political institutions, in the universe, then you have
maximum freedom." - philosopher John C. Lilly
Photo by Fernan Federici, flickr.com/photos/anhedonias
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Great work of art: the 89-year-old face of Lauren Bacall: slate.me/1teYbMN
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My book PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA
is available at Amazon: bit.ly/Pronoia
or Powells: bit.ly/PronoiaPowells
Below is an excerpt.
To hear this piece, go here: bit.ly/xROwHE
WHAT IS PRONOIA?
OBJECTIVE: To explore the secrets of becoming a wildly disciplined,
fiercely tender, ironically sincere, scrupulously curious, aggressively
sensitive, blasphemously reverent, lyrically logical, lustfully
compassionate Master of Rowdy Bliss.
DEFINITION: Pronoia is the antidote for paranoia. It's the understanding
that the universe is fundamentally friendly. It's a mode of training
your senses and intellect so you're able to perceive the fact
that life always gives you exactly what you need, exactly when
you need it.
HYPOTHESES: Evil is boring. Cynicism is idiotic. Fear is a bad
habit. Despair is lazy. Joy is fascinating. Love is an act of
heroic genius. Pleasure is your birthright. Receptivity is a superpower.
PROCEDURE: Act as if the universe is a prodigious miracle created
for your amusement and illumination. Assume that secret helpers
are working behind the scenes to assist you in turning into the
gorgeous masterpiece you were born to be. Join the conspiracy
to shower all of creation with blessings.
GUIDING QUESTION: "The secret of life," said sculptor
Henry Moore to poet Donald Hall, "is to have a task, something
you devote your entire life to, something you bring everything
to, every minute of the day for your whole life. And the most
important thing is -- it must be something you cannot possibly
do." What is that task for you?
UNDIGNIFIED MEDITATIONS TO KEEP YOU HONEST: Brag about what you
can't do and don't have. Confess profound secrets to people who
aren't particularly interested. Pray for the success of your enemies
while you're making love. Change your name every day for a thousand
days.
TO READ AND HEAR THE REST OF THIS PIECE, go here: bit.ly/xROwHE
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MORE PRONOIA RESOURCES:
"Awake within a dream - Lucid dreamers show greater insight
in waking life: People who are aware they are asleep when they
are dreaming have better than average problem-solving abilities,
new research has discovered"
tinyurl.com/l7nokkn
An Iranian is the first woman to receive the highest prize in
math. The International Mathematical Union has revealed the winners
of the 2014 Fields medals, considered the highest honor in mathematics.
The four medalists include Maryam Mirzakhani, the first female
winner since the prizes were established in 1936.
tinyurl.com/legz4cl
There's a potential seed of pronoia sprouting amidst the police
abuses in Ferguson, Missouri. It is the possibility that people
will demand an end to the culture of militarized, out-of-control
cops.
US rethinks giving excess military gear to police. -
tinyurl.com/kxue8oa
Overwhelming paramilitary force is on the rise. -
tinyurl.com/n46he3d
Rise of the Warrior
Cop: The Militarization of America's Police Forces. - tinyurl.com/m3tz5r2
A compendium of pronoiac news.
PronoiaResources.com
(Note: I endorse these because I like them. They are not advertisements,
and I get no kickbacks.)
Please tell me your own personal nominations for PRONOIA RESOURCES.
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
Week beginning August 21
Copyright 2014 by Rob Brezsny
FreeWillAstrology.com
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
I've got three new vocabulary words for you. I need them to
provide you with the proper oracle. First is the German term Schwellenangst.
It refers to timidity or nervousness about crossing a threshold
and heading into unknown territory. The second word is a new English
term, "strikhedonia." It means the joy that rises up
when you feel the courage to say "to hell with it."
The third word is from Portuguese: desenrascanço.
It means the spontaneous improvisation of haphazard but ultimately
effective plans. Now let's put them all together: To conquer your
Schwellenangst, you must summon a bolt of strikhedonia
and have faith in your ability to carry out desenrascanço.
(Thanks to other-wordly.tumblr.com for the new words.)
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):
Desire can conquer fear. Love trumps cowardice. The power that
your tenderness affords you may not completely dissolve your doubt
and worry, but it will quiet them down so much that they will
lose their ability to paralyze you. These truths are always good
to keep in mind, of course, but they are especially useful to
you right now. No obstacle will faze you, no shadow will intimidate
you, as long as you feed your holy longing and unshakable compassion.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):
On August 2, 1830, Louis Antoine, Duke of Angoulême, was
King of France for 20 minutes. (It's a long story.) I offer this
to you as a cautionary tale. A few weeks from now, I don't want
to have to be comparing you to him. If you hope to hold your new
position or continue to wield your added clout for longer than
just a little while, you should take all necessary steps. How?
Nurture the web of support that will sustain you, for example.
Don't burn a single bridge. Cultivate real empathy, not just the
showy kind. Avoid manipulative behavior, even if you think you
can get away with it. Be a skillful gatherer of information.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
Golda Meir was Prime Minister of Israel from 1969 to 1974. Her
admirers described her as "strong-willed, straight-talking,
grey-bunned grandmother of the Jewish people." She had a
good sense of humor, too. "Let me tell you the one thing
I have against Moses," she said. "He took us forty years
into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle
East that has no oil." I bring this up as a teaching story
for you, Sagittarius. If you plan to make any big moves, transitions,
or journeys in the coming months, I suggest you choose destinations
that will allow you to gain access to wealth-building resources.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
Do you know what phase of your cycle it is? Here are a few hints.
It doesn't come around often. It's not characterized by predictable
events or boring certainties. And it may allow you, even encourage
you, to take a break from being your usual self. Give up? OK.
I'll tell you. You have entered the Nicholas Cage Phase of your
cycle. Cage is a Capricorn, but not a typical one. He's eccentric
and manic and certifiably batty. He refers to his acting technique
as "Nouveau Shamanic," once lived in a fake castle,
and owns a Lamborghini that belonged to the legendary tyrant,
the Shah of Iran. For our current purposes, he has also testified,
"I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking
panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
Here's one of my goals in life, Aquarius: to show you a type
of astrology that does not infringe on your free will, but rather
clarifies your options. In this horoscope, for instance, I will
outline your alternatives so that you will be fully informed as
you determine what course of action will be most closely aligned
with your high ideals. Ponder the following question, and then
briskly exert your freedom of choice: Would you prefer to have
love make your head spin, knock you off your feet, tickle your
X-factor, kick you gently but firmly in the ass, or all of the
above?
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WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
Grace emerges in the ebb and flow, not just the flow. The waning
reveals a different kind of blessing than the waxing.
But whether it's our time to ferment in the valley of shadows
or rise up singing in the sun-splashed meadow, fresh power to
transform ourselves is always on the way. Our suffering won't
last, nor will our triumph. Without fail, life will deliver the
creative energy we need
to change into the new thing we must become.
Where are you in the great cycle of your life? For inspiration
in figuring it all out, tune in to my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES.
They are four-to-five-minute meditations on the current state
of your destiny and where you're headed.
They are not repeats or extensions of the written 'scopes you
read here for free. They are entirely fresh explorations of your
astrological omens, and are designed to help you tune in to your
soul's code. (P.S. They're not free.)
Register and/or sign in at RealAstrology.com
They're available on your tablets and smart phones as well as
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The forecasts are also available by phone: 1-877-873-4888
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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):
"God changes caterpillars into butterflies, sand into pearls,
and coal into diamonds by using time and pressure," says
pastor Rick Warren. "He is working on you, too." Let's
make that idea your meditation, Pisces. If the word "God"
doesn't suit you, substitute "life," "nature"
or "Wakan Tanka," the Lakotan term for "The Great
Mystery." The essential point is that you are being worked
on and shaped by forces beyond your conscious awareness. Some
of them are vast and impersonal, like your culture, the media,
and the entertainment industry. Others are intimate and close
at hand, like your genes, your childhood imprints, and the characters
you encounter daily. Now is an excellent time to contemplate all
the influences that make you who you are.
ARIES (March 21-April 19):
An American named Kevin Shelley accomplished a feat worthy of
inclusion in the Guinness Book of World Records. While
wearing a blue satin martial arts outfit, he smashed 46 wooden
toilet seats over his head in just one minute. Some observers
may be inclined to dismiss his efforts as frivolous and ridiculous.
But I admire how he playfully mocked his own competitiveness while
fully expressing his competitiveness. He satirized his ego's drive
to be first and best even as achieved the goal of being first
and best. I recommend you try something similar. You're entering
a phase when you'll be wise to add a bit of humility to your bold
self-presentation.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20):
You are about to make the transition from plodding to skipping;
from moping to exulting. You will no longer be bogged down by
cloudy doubt, but will instead be buoyed by giddy hope. To what
do we owe this imminent turnaround in your fortunes? One reason
is that it's Justifiable Narcissism Week -- for Tauruses only.
During this jubilee, the Free Will Astrology Council on Extreme
Self-Esteem authorizes you to engage in unabashed self-worship
-- and to corral a host of other people who want to join in celebrating
you, praising you, and helping you.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20):
An eagle does not catch flies. A lion won't hunt for mice. A
gourmet chef shuns recipes that call for canned soup and potato
chips. And I trust that you won't indulge a hankering for non-nutritious
sweets and treats that would spoil your appetite for more robust
sustenance. You understand I'm not just talking about your literal
eating habits, right? Interpret this oracle metaphorically, please.
CANCER (June 21-July 22):
Now is an excellent time to phase out fantasies that bog you
down or drag you backward. Are you up for that challenge? Can
you summon the courage to leave the mediocre past behind? If so,
here are your assignments: Wean yourself of longings to reconstruct
bygone pleasures. Forget about trying to be like the person you
used to be and to have the keys you used to have. Stop feeding
the feelings that keep you affixed to obsolete goals. Break any
taboo that makes you scared to change what needs to be changed.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):
The artist Amedeo Modigliani lived in Paris from 1906 until
his death in 1920. For most of that time, he was destitute. Proprietors
of local stores and restaurants sometimes accepted his art work
as payment in lieu of actual money. They didn't necessarily appreciate
it, though. One food seller used Modigliani's drawings as wraps
for the fried potatoes he sold. Another stashed the artist's paintings
in his cellar, where they turned into feasts for rodents. Too
bad for these short-sighted people and their heirs: The worth
of Modigliani's works eventually increased, and some sold for
millions of dollars. In the weeks ahead, Leo, don't be like those
food sellers. Know the value of what you have, even if it's still
latent.
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HOMEWORK:
What idea, feeling, or attitude are you enslaved to? What can
you do to escape your slavery? Write Truthrooster@gmail.com.
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