Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter
Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter
August 23, 2017
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"Don't just be yourself. Be all of your selves."
- Joss Whedon
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WORLD KISS
All of creation is alive and conscious, and all of creation deserves our
burning, churning, yearning love. All of creation. Not just little parts of it.
Not just the special people and creatures and things that we personally
find beautiful and helpful and interesting. But everything. All of creation
deserves our burning churning yearning love.
If we want to fully evolve into the gorgeous geniuses we were born to be,
if we want to give back as many blessings as we are given, we've got to
be in love with every single part of the Goddess's extravagant
masterpiece.
And so we can't possibly be mere heterosexuals. We can't possibly be
mere homosexuals or bisexuals.
If we want to commune with the world the way the Goddess does, we've
got to be Pantheosexuals -- we've got to be experts in the art of
Polymorphous Perverse Kaleidoscopic and Omnidirectional Goddess
Nuzzling. Anything less is a lie, an obscene limitation.
With this in mind, I invite you to perform the ritual of the World Kiss. To
do the World Kiss, conjure up your most expansive feeling of tenderness -
- like what you might experience when you're infatuated with a new lover
-- and then blow kisses to all of creation.
Blow kisses to the oak trees and sparrows and elephants and weeds. Blow
kisses to the wind and rain and rocks and machines. Blow kisses to the
gardens and jails, the cars and the toys. the politicians and saints, to the
girls and the boys and every gender in between.
And with each World Kiss you bestow, keep uppermost in your emotions a
mood of irreverent adoration and horny compassion. And remember that
it's not enough simply to perform the outer gesture; you've got to have a
heart-on in each of your seven chakras.
Hear the song: https://soundcloud.com/sacreduproar/world-kiss
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DO'S AND DON'T'S
Do play soccer in bunny slippers at dawn in a supermarket parking lot with
a gang of Vipassana experts who have promised to teach you the Balinese
monkey chant.
Don't decorate your thigh with a slipshod tattoo of the devil pushing a
lawn mower.
Do wear a T-shirt that says, "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the
most."
Don't glide into a bar, scout around for the person whose face has the
most pain etched in it, and ask that person to come home with you.
Do chain-smoke Marlboros as you peddle your exercise bicycle.
Do wander through a garbage dump while listening to Mozart.
Don't pile up framed photos of old flames in a vacant lot and drive a
monster truck over them.
Do stage a slow-motion water balloon fight.
Don't gaze into a mirror and spout, "God damn you, why can't you be
different from who you are?!"
Do shake your fist at the night sky as you call out, "I defy you, stars!"
Don't tell people you've just met that you are the reincarnation of
Genghis Khan.
Do pretend sometimes that maybe you mean the opposite of what you're
saying as well as what you're saying.
Don't lie on a floor surrounded by wine-stained poetry books, crumpled
Matisse prints, abandoned underwear, and half-eaten bowls of corn flakes
as you stare up at the ceiling with a blank gaze, muttering gibberish and
waving your hands as if swatting away demons.
Do run along the tops of cars during a traffic jam, escaping from the bad
guys as you make your way to a helicopter that takes you to a spot
hovering over an erupting volcano, into which you drop a DVD of the Buns
of Steel video.
Don't put your soul up for auction on eBay.
Do write a cookbook filled with recipes you've channeled from dead
celebrities.
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YOUR ADDICTION
Your addiction is obstructing you from your destiny, and yet it's also your
ally. What?! How can both be true?
On the downside, your addiction diverts your energy from a deeper desire
that it superficially resembles. For instance, if you're an alcoholic, your
urge to get loaded may be an inferior substitute for and a poor imitation
of your buried longing to commune with spirit.
On the upside, your addiction is your ally, because it dares you to get
strong and smart enough to wrestle free of its grip; it pushes you to
summon the uncanny willpower necessary to defeat the darkness within
you that saps your ability to follow the path with heart.
(P.S. Don't tell me you have no addictions. Each of us is addicted to some
sensation, feeling, thought, or action, if not to an actual substance.)
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YOUR CELLS
"The cells in your body are completely loyal to you; they work for you in
harmony. We can even say they pray to you. You are their God. That is
absolutely the truth. Now what are you going to do with this knowledge?"
—Don Miguel Ruiz
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May the slander, harm
And all forms of abuse
That anyone should direct towards me
Act as a cause of their enlightenment.
- Shantideva
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"I will be waiting here. For your silence to break. For your soul to shake.
For your love to wake."
-Rumi
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
Week beginning August 24
Copyright 2017 by Rob Brezsny
http://FreeWillAstrology.com
Grammar key: Asterisks equal *italics*
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): What I wish for you is a toasty coolness. I pray
that you will claim a messy gift. I want you to experience an empowering
surrender and a calming climax. I very much hope, Virgo, that you will
finally see an obvious secret and capitalize on some unruly wisdom and
take an epic trip to an intimate turning point. I trust that you'll find a
barrier that draws people together instead of keeping them apart. These
wonders may sound paradoxical, and yet they're quite possible and
exactly what you need.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Psychologist James Hansell stated his opinion
of psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud: "He was wrong about so many things.
But he was wrong in such interesting ways. He pioneered a whole new
way of looking at things." That description should provide good raw
material for you to consider as you play with your approach to life in the
coming weeks, Libra. Being right won't be half as important as being
willing to gaze at the world from upside-down, inside-out perspectives. So
I urge you to put the emphasis on formulating experimental hypotheses,
not on proving definitive theories. Be willing to ask naive questions and
make educated guesses and escape your own certainties.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You're entering a phase of your astrological
cycle when you'll be likely to receive gifts at a higher rate than usual.
Some gifts could be big, complex, and catalytic, though others may be
subtle, cryptic, or even covert. While some may be useful, others could be
problematic. So I want to make sure you know how important it is to be
discerning about these offerings. You probably shouldn't blindly accept all
of them. For instance, don't rashly accept a "blessing" that would indebt
or obligate you to someone in ways that feel uncomfortable.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You are currently under the influence of
astrological conditions that have led to dramatic boosts of self-esteem in
laboratory rats. To test the theory that this experimental evidence can be
applied to humans, I authorize you to act like a charismatic egomaniac in
the coming weeks. JUST KIDDNG! I lied about the lab rats. And I lied about
you having the authorization to act like an egomaniac. But here are the
true facts: The astrological omens suggest you can and should be a lyrical
swaggerer and a sensitive swashbuckler.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I invite you to eliminate all of the following
activities from your repertoire in the next three weeks: squabbling,
hassling, feuding, confronting, scuffling, skirmishing, sparring, and
brawling. Why is this my main message to you? Because the astrological
omens tell me that everything important you need to accomplish will
come from waging an intense crusade of peace, love, and understanding.
The bickering and grappling stuff won't help you achieve success even a
little -- and would probably undermine it.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Stockbrokers in Pakistan grew desperate
when the Karachi Stock Exchange went into a tailspin. In an effort to
reverse the negative trend, they performed a ritual sacrifice of ten goats
in a parking lot. But their "magic" failed. Stocks continued to fade. Much
later they recovered, but not in a timely manner that would suggest the
sacrifice worked. I urge you to avoid their approach to fixing problems,
especially now. Reliance on superstition and wishful thinking is guaranteed
to keep you stuck. On the other hand, I'm happy to inform you that the
coming weeks will be a highly favorable time to use disciplined research
and rigorous logic to solve dilemmas.
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MY OTHER HOROSCOPES
Factual information and reasonable thinking alone are not sufficient to
guide you through life's labyrinthine tests. You need and deserve regular
deliveries of uncanny revelation.
One of your inalienable rights as a human being should therefore be to
receive mysteriously useful omens on a regular basis. In this spirit, I offer
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do think you've got a lot of practical wisdom to impart."
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"No one knows more about me than me. But you're right up there near
the top of the list of people who do understand something about how I
tick. How is that possible?"
- R. Goren, Albuquerque
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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In the coming days, maybe you could work
some lines from the Biblical "Song of Solomon" into your intimate
exchanges. The moment is ripe for such extravagance. Can you imagine
saying things like, "Your lips are honey," or "You are a fountain in the
garden, a well of living waters"? In my opinion, it wouldn't even be too
extreme for you to murmur, "May I find the scent of your breath like
apricots, and your whispers like spiced wine flowing smoothly to welcome
my caresses." If those sentiments seem too flowery, you could pluck
gems from Pablo Neruda's love sonnets. How about this one: "I want to
do with you what spring does to the cherry trees." Here's another: "I
hunger for your sleek laugh and your hands the color of a furious harvest.
I want to eat the sunbeams flaring in your beauty."
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Welcome to Swami Moonflower's Psychic
Hygiene Hints. Ready for some mystical cleansing? Hint #1: To remove
stains on your attitude, use a blend of Chardonnay wine, tears from a
cathartic crying session, and dew collected before dawn. Hint #2: To
eliminate glitches in your love life, polish your erogenous zones with
pomegranate juice while you visualize the goddess kissing your cheek. #3:
To get rid of splotches on your halo, place angel food cake on your head
for two minutes, then bury the cake in holy ground while chanting, "It's
not my fault! My evil twin's a jerk!" #4: To banish the imaginary monkey
on your back, whip your shoulders with a long silk ribbon until the monkey
runs away. #5: To purge negative money karma, burn a dollar bill in the
flame of a green candle.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A reader named Kameel Hawa writes that he
"prefers pleasure to leisure and leisure to luxury." That list of priorities
would be excellent for you to adopt during the coming weeks. My analysis
of the astrological omens suggests that you will be the recipient of extra
amounts of permission, relief, approval, and ease. I won't be surprised if
you come into possession of a fresh X-factor or wild card. In my opinion,
to seek luxury would be a banal waste of such precious blessings. You'll
get more health-giving benefits that will last longer if you cultivate simple
enjoyments and restorative tranquility.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The coming weeks will be an excellent time to
cruise past the houses where you grew up, the schools you used to
attend, the hotspots where you and your old friends hung out, and the
places where you first worked and had sex. In fact, I recommend a grand
tour of your past. If you can't literally visit the locations where you came
of age, simply visualize them in detail. In your imagination, take a leisurely
excursion through your life story. Why do I advise this exercise? Because
you can help activate your future potentials by reconnecting with your
roots.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): One of my favorite Cancerian artists is Penny
Arcade, a New York performance artist, actress, and playwright. In this
horoscope, I offer a testimonial in which she articulates the spirit you'd be
wise to cultivate in the coming weeks. She says, "I am the person I know
best, inside out, the one who best understands my motivations, my
struggles, my triumphs. Despite occasionally betraying my best interests
to keep the peace, to achieve goals, or for the sake of beloved
friendships, I astound myself by my appetite for life, my unwavering
curiosity into the human condition, my distrust of the status quo, my
poetic soul and abiding love of beauty, my strength of character in the
face of unfairness, and my optimism despite defeats and loss."
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The Witwatersrand is a series of cliffs in South
Africa. It encompasses 217 square miles. From this area, which is a tiny
fraction of the Earth's total land surface, humans have extracted 50
percent of all the gold ever mined. I regard this fact as an apt metaphor
for you to meditate on in the next 12 months, Leo. If you're alert, you will
find your soul's equivalent of Witwatersrand. What I mean is that you'll
have a golden opportunity to discover emotional and spiritual riches that
will nurture your soul as it has rarely been nurtured.
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you do about it? Testify at Freewillastrology.com.
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