Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter
Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter
October 19, 2016
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My book *PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA*
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Below are excerpts.
Here are three of our deepest spiritual aspirations, which we invite you to
steal for your own use:
1. to develop the capacity to thrive in the midst of raging contradictions;
2. to be discerning as we protect ourselves from people's flaws while at
the same time being generous as we celebrate their beauty;
3. to refrain from dividing the world into two groups, those who help and
agree with us and those who don't.
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Brainwash yourself before someone nasty beats you to it. Study the
difference between wise suffering and dumb suffering until you get it
right. Commit crimes that don't break any laws. Visualize Buddha at the
moment of orgasm. Build illusions that make people feel so beautiful they
can't stand to be near you.
Pretend to be crazy so you can get away with doing what's right. Sing
anarchist lullabies to homosexual trees. Love your enemies in case your
friends turn out to be jerks. Review in detail the history of your life,
honoring every moment as if you were conducting a benevolent Judgment
Day. Eat money. Suck gravity. Drink the sun. Dream like a stone. Sing in
the acid rain.
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May a good vision catch me
May a benevolent vision take hold of me, and move me
May a deep and full vision come over me, and burst open around me
May a luminous vision inform me, enfold me.
May I awaken into the story that surrounds,
May I awaken into the beautiful story.
May the wondrous story find me;
May the wildness that makes beauty arise between two lovers
arise beautifully between my body and the body of this land,
between my flesh and the flesh of this earth,
here and now,
on this day,
May I taste something sacred.
—David Abram
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"Your job," my philosophy teacher Norman O. Brown once told me, "is to
find the holy in the mundane, and, failing that, to create the holy in the
mundane."
What's the secret job you do -- the one hardly anyone knows about?
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Here's my request to anyone who greets my posts about good news and
glad tidings with fierce reminders of how messed-up everything really is.
My request is that the next time I offer some really BAD, depressing news,
which I do periodically, that you counter my thrust by reminding us of
some wonderful, life-affirming thing that is unfolding in the world.
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MORE PRONOIA RESOURCES:
Germany unveils world's first zero-emissions hydrogen-powered passenger
train.
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Standing Rock Joins the World's Indigenous Fighting for Land and Life.
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More trees than there were 100 years ago? It's true!
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(Note: I endorse these because I like them. They aren't advertisements,
and I get no kickbacks.)
Please tell me your own nominations for PRONOIA RESOURCES:
Truthrooster@gmail.com.
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
Week beginning October 20
Copyright 2016 by Rob Brezsny
http://FreeWillAstrology.com
Grammar key: Asterisks equal *italics*
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Welcome to the Painkiller Phase of your
cycle. It's time to relieve your twinges, dissolve your troubles, and banish
your torments. You can't sweep away the whole mess in one quick heroic
purge, of course. But I bet you can pare it down by at least 33 percent.
(More is quite possible.) To get started, make the following declaration
five times a day for the next three days: "I am grateful for all the
fascinating revelations and indispensable lessons that my pain has taught
me." On each of the three days after that, affirm this truth five times: "I
have learned all I can from my pain, and therefore no longer need its
reminders. Goodbye, pain." On the three days after that, say these words,
even if you can't bring yourself to mean them with complete sincerity: "I
forgive everybody of everything."
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): For the foreseeable future, you possess
the following powers: to make sensible that which has been unintelligible .
. . to find amusement in situations that had been tedious . . . to create
fertile meaning where before there had been sterile chaos.
Congratulations, Sagittarius! You are a first-class transformer. But that's
not all. I suspect you will also have the ability to distract people from
concerns that aren't important . . . to deepen any quest that has been
too superficial or careless to succeed . . . and to ask the good questions
that will render the bad questions irrelevant.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In the past eleven months, did you ever
withhold your love on purpose? Have there been times when you
"punished" those you cared about by acting cold and aloof? Can you
remember a few occasions when you could have been more generous or
compassionate, but chose not to be? If you answered yes to any of those
questions, the next three weeks will be an excellent time to atone. You're
in a phase of your astrological cycle when you can reap maximum benefit
from correcting stingy mistakes. I suggest that you make gleeful efforts
to express your most charitable impulses. Be a tower of bountiful power.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In 1415, a smaller English army defeated
French forces at the Battle of Agincourt in northern France. Essential to
England's victory were its 7,000 longbowmen -- archers who shot big
arrows using bows that were six feet long. So fast and skilled were these
warriors that they typically had three arrows flying through the air at any
one time. That's the kind of high-powered proficiency I recommend that
you summon during your upcoming campaign. If you need more training
to reach that level of effectiveness, get it immediately.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Let's imagine your life as a novel. The most
recent chapter, which you'll soon be drawing to a close, might be called
"The Redemption of Loneliness." Other apt titles: "Intimacy with the Holy
Darkness" or "The Superpower of Surrender" or "The End Is Secretly the
Beginning." Soon you will start a new chapter, which I've tentatively
dubbed "Escape from Escapism," or perhaps "Liberation from False
Concepts of Freedom" or "Where the Wild Things Are." And the expansive
adventures of this next phase will have been made possible by the sweet-
and-sour enigmas of the past four weeks.
ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the 1980s, two performance artists did a
project entitled *A Year Tied Together at the Waist.* For 12 months,
Linda Montano and Tehching Hsieh were never farther than eight feet
away from each other, bound by a rope. Hsieh said he tried this
experiment because he felt very comfortable doing solo work, but wanted
to upgrade his abilities as a collaborator. Montano testified that the piece
"dislodged a deep hiddenness" in her. It sharpened her intuition and gave
her a "heightened passion for living and relating." If you were ever going
to engage in a comparable effort to deepen your intimacy skills, Aries, the
coming weeks would be a favorable time to attempt it.
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YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT MORE HELP AVAILABLE THAN YOU IMAGINE
What do you want to be when you grow up? Is it possible that you will
eventually develop beautiful capacities and sublime understandings that
you can't even imagine right now?
I might be able to help you move in the direction of becoming more of the
person you were born to be.
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do think you've got a lot of practical wisdom to impart."
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"No one knows more about me than me. But you're right up there near
the top of the list of people who do understand something about how I
tick. How is that possible?"
- R. Goren, Albuquerque
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In the coming weeks would you prefer that we
refer to you as "voracious"? Or do you like the word "ravenous" better? I
have a feeling, based on the astrological omens, that you will be extra
super eager to consume vast quantities of just about everything: food,
information, beauty, sensory stimulation, novelty, pleasure, and who
knows what else. But please keep this in mind: Your hunger could be a
torment or it could be a gift. Which way it goes may depend on your
determination to actually enjoy what you devour. In other words, don't
get so enchanted by the hypnotic power of your longing that you neglect
to exult in the gratification when your longing is satisfied.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): When the wind blows at ten miles per hour, a
windmill generates eight times more power than when the breeze is five
miles per hour. Judging from the astrological omens, I suspect there will
be a similar principle at work in your life during the coming weeks. A
modest increase in effort and intensity will make a huge difference in the
results you produce. Are you willing to push yourself a bit beyond your
comfort level in order to harvest a wave of abundance?
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Cuthbert Collingwood (1748-1810) had a
distinguished career as an admiral in the British navy, leading the sailors
under his command to numerous wartime victories. He was also a good-
natured softie whose men regarded him as generous and kind. Between
battles, while enjoying his downtime, he hiked through the English
countryside carrying acorns, which he planted here and there so the
"Navy would never want for oaks to build the fighting ships upon which
the country's safety depended." (Quoted in *Life in Nelson's Navy,* by
Dudley Pope.) I propose that we make him your role model for the coming
weeks. May his example inspire you to be both an effective warrior and a
tender soul who takes practical actions to plan for the future.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Eighteenth-century musician Giuseppe Tartini has
been called "the godfather of modern violin playing." He was also an
innovative composer who specialized in poignant and poetic melodies.
One of his most famous works is the Sonata in G Minor, also known as the
*Devil's Trill.* Tartini said it was inspired by a dream in which he made a
pact with the Devil to provide him with new material. The Infernal One
picked up a violin and played the amazing piece that Tartini transcribed
when he woke up. Here's the lesson for you: He didn't actually sell his soul
to the Devil. Simply engaging in this rebellious, taboo act in the realm of
fantasy had the alchemical effect of unleashing a burst of creative
energy. Try it!
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The planets have aligned in a curious pattern. I
interpret it as meaning that you have cosmic permission to indulge in
more self-interest and self-seeking than usual. So it won't be taboo for
you to unabashedly say, "What exactly is in it for me?" or "Prove your
love, my dear" or "Gimmeee gimmeee gimmee what I want." If someone
makes a big promise, you shouldn't be shy about saying, "Will you put
that in writing?" If you get a sudden urge to snag the biggest piece of the
pie, obey that urge.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In the course of her long career, Libran actress
Helen Hayes won an Oscar, an Emmy, a Grammy, and a Tony. Years before
all that glory poured down on her, she met playwright Charles MacArthur
at a party in a posh Manhattan salon. Hayes was sitting shyly in a dark
corner. MacArthur glided over to her and slipped a few salted peanuts into
her hand. "I wish they were emeralds," he told her. It was love at first
sight. A few years after they got married, MacArthur bought Hayes an
emerald necklace. I foresee a metaphorically comparable event in your
near future, Libra: peanuts serving as a promise of emeralds.
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yourself. Freewillastrology.com
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