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Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter
August 27, 2014
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*PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA*
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Below is an excerpt from a piece called UNHAPPY HOUR.
(You can hear me perform the whole thing at http://bit.ly/zxnYnD)
You're invited to celebrate Unhappy Hour. It's a ceremony that gives you
a poetic license to rant and whine and howl and sob about everything that
hurts you and makes you feel bad.
During this perverse grace period, there's no need for you to be inhibited
as you unleash your tortured squalls. You don't have to tone down the
extremity of your desolate clamors. Unhappy Hour is a ritually
consecrated excursion devoted to the full disclosure of your primal clash
and jangle.
Here's the catch: It's brief. It's concise. It's crisp. You dive into your
darkness for no more than 60 minutes, then climb back out, free and
clear. It's called Unhappy Hour, not Unhappy Day or Unhappy Week or
Unhappy Year.
Do you have the cheeky temerity to drench yourself in your paroxysmal
alienation from life? Unhappy Hour invites you to plunge in and surrender.
It dares you to scurry and squirm all the way down to the bottom of your
pain, break through the bottom of your pain, and fall down flailing in the
soggy, searing abyss, yelping and cringing and wallowing.
That's where you let your pain tell you every story it has to tell you. You
let your pain teach you every lesson it has to teach you.
But then it's over. The ritual ordeal is complete. And your pain has to take
a vacation until the next Unhappy Hour, which isn't until next week
sometime, or maybe next month.
You see the way the game works? Between this Unhappy Hour and the
next one, your pain has to shut up. It's not allowed to creep and seep all
over everything, staining the flow of your daily life. It doesn't have free
reign to infect you whenever it's itching for more power.
Your pain gets its succinct blast of glory, its resplendent climax, but
leaves you alone the rest of the time.
If performed regularly, Unhappy Hour serves as an exorcism that empties
you of psychic toxins, while at the same time -- miracle of miracles -- it
helps you squeeze every last drop of blessed catharsis out of those
psychic toxins.
Pronoia will then be able to flourish as you luxuriate more frequently in
rosy moods and broad-minded visions. You'll develop a knack for
cultivating smart joy and cagey optimism as your normal states of mind.
Now let's get you warmed up for Unhappy Hour . . . .
TO READ (and hear) THE REST OF THIS PIECE, GO HERE:
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See me perform "Unhappy Hour" at The Marsh theater in San Francisco:
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Or buy the book! It's called *PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA*
and is available here: http://bit.ly/Pronoia
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EVERYONE'S A NOBODY . . . AND NOBOY'S PERFECT
Some of my readers complain when I quote a public figure they consider a
bad person. Once I cited philosopher Bertrand Russell, and a woman from
Austin berated me: "Russell was a terrible father! How dare you give him
any credence?"
Another time I invoked the wisdom of ex-U.S. president Teddy Roosevelt.
"What possessed you to quote such a militaristic bully?" wrote an
outraged emailer.
Recently, some readers of FB became enraged when I quoted William S.
Burroughs and Carlos Castaneda. "Terrible men!" they said.
Last week, some readers were miffed because I quoted the evangelical
pastor Rick Warren in the Pisces horoscope.
Here's how I respond to these grumbles: If I refused to learn from people
unless I agreed with everything they had ever said and done, I would
never learn from anyone.
Furthermore, I don't necessarily agree with every nuance of every quote I
cite. They may teach me, rile me up, and provoke me to think, but that
doesn't mean I endorse them 100 percent. What's more likely is that I
question some aspect of their thought.
What about you? Have you set up your life so that everyone is either on
or off your good list? If so, consider the possibility of cultivating a
capacity to derive insight from people who aren't perfect. Have fun
learning from people you partially agree with and partially disagree with.
Here are examples of some of the other people from whom I have drawn
important teachings and inspiration despite their sins:
Thomas Jefferson and George Washington owned slaves until they died,
and Benjamin Franklin owned slaves most of his adult life.
Dr. Seuss had an affair with another woman while his wife was suffering
from cancer, and his wife subsequently committed suicide.
Einstein cheated on his wife and treated her horrendously.
William Blake lived in absolute filth.
Edgar Allan Poe married his 13-year-old cousin when he was 26.
One biographer of Carl Jung said Jung was a racist, an anti-Semite, and a
misogynist.
Martin Luther King Jr. cheated on his wife.
The painter Peter Paul Rubens married a 16-year-old female when he was
53.
D. H. Lawrence didn't include a single laugh, chuckle, or grin in the
entirety of his literary work.
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Are you in quest of an Intimate Ally? A Soul Friend? A Wild Confidante?
Check out Match.com via Free Will Astrology's link:
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Look for a Co-Pilot, Co-Conspirator, or Collaborator . . . an Agent to
represent you or a Disciple to worship you . . . a Secret Sharer who'll
listen better than anyone or an Amazing Accomplice with whom you can
practice the Art of Liberation.
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MORE PRONOIA RESOURCES:
States That Slashed Their Prison Populations Have Seen Disproportionate
Drops In Crime, Too
http://tinyurl.com/nfkxm8z
Lessons From the Low-Tech Defeat of the Guinea Worm
http://tinyurl.com/nxhtdbd
"The corporate answer to the food crisis has been to introduce
genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in an effort to expand crop sizes
and yields. However, on a local level, scientist Joe Breskin has found a
solution for dramatically increasing vegetable yields in greenhouses,
doubling the length of growing seasons and feeding more people for less
money -- all while using cutting-edge energy efficiency techniques."
http://tinyurl.com/mxjb8a4
A compendium of pronoiac news.
http://PronoiaResources.com
(Note: I endorse these because I like them. They are not advertisements,
and I get no kickbacks.)
Please tell me your own personal nominations for PRONOIA RESOURCES.
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
Week beginning August 28
Copyright 2014 by Rob Brezsny
http://FreeWillAstrology.com
Grammar key: Asterisks equal *italics*
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): As you know, real confidence has no bluster or
bombast. It's not rooted in a desire to seem better than everyone else
and it's not driven by a fear of appearing weak. Real confidence settles in
when you have a clear vision of exactly what you need to do. Real
confidence blooms as you wield the skills and power you have built
through your hard work and discipline. And as I think you already sense,
Virgo, the time has come for you to claim a generous new share of real
confidence. You are ready to be a bolder and crisper version of yourself.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): As I understand your situation, Libra, you have
played by the rules; you have been sincere and well-meaning; you have
pressed for a solution that was fair and just. But that hasn't been enough.
So now, as long as you stay committed to creating a righteous outcome,
you are authorized to invoke this declaration, originally uttered by the
ancient Roman poet Virgil: "If I am unable to make the gods above relent,
I shall move hell." Here's an alternate translation of the original Latin text:
"If heaven I cannot bend, then hell I will stir."
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): "Start every day off with a smile and get it
over with," said the misanthropic comedian W. C. Fields. I know it's weird
to hear those words coming from a professional optimist like me, but just
this once I recommend that you follow Fields' advice. In the near future,
you should be as serious and sober and unamusable as you have ever
been. You've got demanding work to attend to; knotty riddles to solve;
complex situations to untangle. So frown strong, Scorpio. Keep an extra
sour expression plastered on your face. Smiling would only distract you
from the dogged effort you must summon. Unless, of course, you know
for a fact that you actually get smarter and more creative when you laugh
a lot. In which case, ignore everything I said. Instead, be a juggernaut of
cheerful problem-solving.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Mahalia Jackson (1911-1972) was a
renowned African-American gospel singer who lent her talents to the civil
rights movement. Martin Luther King Jr. often called on her to be an
opening act for his speeches. She was there on the podium with him on
August 28, 1963 in Washington, D.C. when he delivered his famous "I
Have a Dream" speech. In fact, it was her influence that prompted him to
depart from his prepared notes and improvise the stirring climax. "Tell
them about the dream, Martin," she politely heckled. And he did just that.
Who's your equivalent of Mahalia Jackson, Sagittarius? Whose spur would
you welcome? Who might interrupt you at just the right time? Seek out
influences that will push you to reach higher.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): When Europeans first explored the New
World, ships captained by Italians led the way. But none of them sailed
Italian ships or represented Italian cities. Cristoforo Colombo (today
known as Christopher Columbus) was funded by the government of Spain,
Giovanni de Verrazzano by France, and Giovanni Caboto (now known as
John Cabot) by England. I see a lesson here for you, Capricorn. To flourish
in the coming months, you don't necessarily need to be supported or
sponsored by what you imagine are your natural allies. You may get
further by seeking the help of sources that are not the obvious choices.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Walter Kaufman had a major role in
clarifying the meaning and importance of Friedrich Nietzsche. His English
translations of the German philosopher's books are benchmarks, as are his
analyses of the man's ideas. And yet Kaufman was not a cheerleader. He
regarded Nietzsche's *Thus Spake Zarathustra* as brilliant and
triumphant, but also verbose and melodramatic: a "profusion of sapphires
in the mud." I love that phrase, Aquarius, and maybe you will, too, as you
navigate your way through the coming weeks. Don't just automatically
avoid the mud, because that's probably where you will find the sapphires.
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YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT MORE HELP AVAILABLE THAN YOU IMAGINE
What do you want to be when you grow up? Is it possible that you will
eventually develop beautiful capacities and sublime understandings that
you can't even imagine right now?
I might be able to help you move in the direction of becoming more of the
person you were born to be.
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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I'm not tolerant of greed. Acquisitiveness
bothers me. Insatiableness disgusts me. I am all in favor of people having
passionate yearnings, but am repelled when their passionate yearnings
spill over into egomaniacal avarice. As you can imagine, then, I don't
counsel anyone to be piggishly self-indulgent. Never ever. Having said
that, though, I advise you to be zealous in asking for what you want in the
coming weeks. It will be surprisingly healing for both you and your loved
ones if you become aggressive in identifying what you need and then
going after it. I'm confident, in fact, that it's the wisest thing for you to
do.
ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the coming weeks it will be important for
you to bestow blessings and disseminate gifts and dole out helpful
feedback. Maybe you already do a pretty good job at all that, but I urge
you to go even further. Through acts of will and surges of compassion,
you can and should raise your levels of generosity. Why? Your allies and
loved ones need more from you than usual. They have pressing issues
that you have special power to address. Moreover, boosting your largesse
will heal a little glitch in your mental health. It's just what the soul doctor
ordered.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The Icelandic word *hoppĂpolla* means
"jumping into puddles." I'd love to make that one of your themes in the
coming weeks. It would be in sweet accordance with the astrological
omens. You are overdue for an extended reign of freelance play . . . for a
time of high amusement mixed with deep fun and a wandering
imagination. See if you can arrange to not only leap into the mud, but also
roll down a hill and kiss the sky and sing hymns to the sun. For extra
credit, consider adding the Bantu term *mbuki-mvuki* to your repertoire.
It refers to the act of stripping off your clothes and dancing with crazy
joy.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): During the course of its life, an oyster may
change genders numerous times. Back and forth it goes, from male to
female and vice versa, always ready to switch. I'm nominating this
ambisexual creature to be your power animal in the coming weeks. There
has rarely been a better time than now to experiment with the pleasures
of gender fluidity. I invite you to tap into the increased resilience and sexy
wisdom that could come by expanding your sense of identity in this way.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): I'm getting the sense that in the coming days
you will be more casual and nonchalant than usual. More jaunty and
unflappable. You may not be outright irresponsible, but neither will you be
hyper-focused on being ultra-responsible. I suspect you may even opt not
to be buttoned and zippered all the way to the top. It's also possible you
will be willing to let a sly secret or two slip out, and allow one of your
interesting eccentricities to shine. I think this is mostly fine. My only
advice is to tilt in the direction of being carefree rather than careless.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In his novel *Les Miserables,* French author Victor
Hugo chose to write a convoluted sentence that was 823 words long.
American novelist William Faulkner outdid him, though. In his book
*Absalom, Absalom!,* he crafted a single rambling, labyrinthine sentence
crammed with 1,287 words. These people should not be your role models
in the coming weeks, Leo. To keep rolling in the direction of your best
possible destiny, you should be concise and precise. Straightforward
simplicity will work better for you than meandering complexity. There's no
need to rush, though. Take your time. Trust the rhythm that keeps you
poised and purposeful.
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worst things and best things you ever did. What would they be? Testify
at FreeWillAstrology.com.
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