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Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter
August 13, 2014
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"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
- Robin Williams
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See a pretty version of this newsletter: http://bit.ly/1kyhq4g
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http://www.freewillastrology.com/horoscopes/
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There are at least three kinds of darkness:
1. pathology and evil;
2. the mysterious unknown;
3. the shadowy, unripe parts of our psyches that are on their way to
becoming more interesting and useful but are still awkward and
inarticulate.
You can help prevent outbreaks of the first kind of darkness by
developing a closer personal relationship with the second and third types.
- http://bit.ly/Pronoia
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Here's the homework I gave my readers: "Guess what age you'll be when
you finally know exactly who you are."
In response, a woman named Bridjet wrote this: "I hope I NEVER
completely know who I am! I love discovering new mysteries about myself;
I love to change as everything else around me changes. It's one of the
most beautifully thrilling things about life -- that the only constant is
change. If I ever know completely who I am, it'll be a sad day -- because it
will mean that I haven't changed in a long time, that I've become
stagnant."
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My book
*PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA*
is available at Amazon: http://bit.ly/Pronoia
or Powells: http://bit.ly/PronoiaPowells
Here's an excerpt:
Life is a vast and intricate conspiracy guaranteed to keep you well-
supplied with blessings. What kind of blessings? A gorgeous physique,
perfect marriage, luxurious home, high status, & $10 million? Maybe.
But it's just as likely that the blessings will be interesting surprises,
dizzying adventures, gifts you hardly know what to do with, &
conundrums that dare you to get smarter.
Novelist William Vollman referred to these types of blessings when he said
that "the most important and enjoyable thing in life is grappling with a
complicated, tricky problem that you don't know how to solve."
Sculptor Henry Moore had a similar idea. He said, "The secret of life is to
have a task, something you devote your entire life to, something you
bring everything to, every minute of the day for your whole life. And the
most important thing is -- it must be something you cannot possibly do."
So in other words, pronoia does not guarantee that you will forevermore
be free of all difficult experiences . . . .
Read or hear the rest: http://bit.ly/xE2QXg
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"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." That's the opening
sentence of Charles Dickens' bestselling novel "A Tale of Two Cities." The
author was describing the period of the French Revolution in the late 18th
century, but he could just as well have been talking about our time -- or
any other time, for that matter.
Of course many modern cynics reject the idea that our era could in any
way be construed to be the best of times. They obsess on the idea that
ours is the worst of all the worst times that have ever been.
Here's my request: Even if you are one of those cynics, be rebellious and
come up with five reasons why this is the best of times.
If you like, you may balance your testimony with a litany of why this is the
worst of times.
More from Dickens:
It was the best of times,
it was the worst of times,
it was the age of wisdom,
it was the age of foolishness,
it was the epoch of belief,
it was the epoch of incredulity,
it was the season of Light,
it was the season of Darkness . . .
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Why is it so hard for Westerners of the last century to feel the intimate
presence of the divine intelligences? Every other culture in the history of
the world has had a more vital connection with the realm of spirit.
According to poet Gary Snyder, California's Yana Indians explained it this
way: The gods have retreated to the volcanic recesses of Mt. Lassen,
passing the time playing gambling games with magic sticks. They're
simply waiting for such a time when human beings will "reform themselves
and become 'real people' that spirits might want to associate with once
again."
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MORE PRONOIA RESOURCES:
Human Advances Came As Testosterone Levels Dropped And People
Became Nicer To Each Other
http://tinyurl.com/k8o4g7r
"In the first broad-scale estimate of air pollution removal by trees
nationwide, U.S. Forest Service scientists and collaborators calculated
that trees are saving more than 850 human lives a year and preventing
670,000 incidences of acute respiratory symptoms."
http://tinyurl.com/ld7v4ff
The President of Kentucky State University cut his salary $90,000 to give
all minimum wage workers on campus a $3-per-hour raise.
http://bit.ly/1kitl63
(Note: I endorse these because I like them. They are not advertisements,
and I get no kickbacks.)
Please tell me your own personal nominations for PRONOIA RESOURCES.
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
Week beginning August 14
Copyright 2014 by Rob Brezsny
http://FreeWillAstrology.com
Grammar key: Asterisks equal *italics*
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): When we are launching any big project, our minds
hide from us the full truth about how difficult it will be. If we knew
beforehand all of the tests we would eventually face, we might never
attempt it. Economist Albert O. Hirschman called this the principle of the
"hiding hand." It frees us to dive innocently into challenging work that will
probably take longer than we thought and compel us to access new
resources and creativity. To be clear: What's hidden from us are not only
the obstacles but also the unexpected assistance we will get along the
way.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The literal meaning of the Swedish word
*smultronstalle* is "wild strawberry patch." Metaphorically, it refers to a
special place that feels like your private sanctuary. It may be hard-to-find
or unappreciated by others, but for you it's a spot that inspires you to
relax deeply. You might have had a life-changing epiphany there. When
you're in this refuge, you have a taste of what it's like to feel at home in
the world. Do you have a *smultronstalle,* Virgo? If not, it's time to find
one. If you already do, spend extra time there in the coming week.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): If I'm reading the astrological omens correctly,
the bells are about to ring for you. The festive lights will flash. The
celebratory anthems will throb. It's like you're going to win a fortune on a
TV quiz show; like you will get an A+ on your final exam; like you'll be
picked as homecoming king or queen. But it's possible I'm a bit off in my
projections, and your success will be subtler than I anticipate. Maybe, in
fact, you are about to accomplish the Healing of the Year, or discover the
Secret of the Decade, or enjoy the Most Meaningful Orgasm of the
Century.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A teenage Pakistani boy decided he wanted
to help his country's government clean up the local Internet. Ghazi
Muhammad Abdullah gathered a list of over 780,000 porn sites and sent
it to the Pakistan Telecommunication Authority. Big job! Hard work! I
would love to see you summon similar levels of passion and diligence as
you work in behalf of your favorite cause, Scorpio. The coming weeks will
be prime time for you to get very excited about the changes you would
like to help create in the world.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Working as a journalist for the *Papua
New Guinea Post-Courier,* Simon Eroro wanted to interview a group of
indigenous rebels in a remote jungle. He decided he was willing to do
whatever was necessary to get the big scoop. After making a difficult
journey through rough terrain to reach them, he was told he would be
given the information that he sought on one condition: that he be
circumcised with bamboo sticks as part of a cleansing ritual. Eroro agreed
to the procedure, got the story, and ultimately won a prize for his report.
I don't recommend that you go quite that far in pursuit of your current
goal, Sagittarius. On the other hand, it might be wise for you to consider
making a sacrifice.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): *Kintsukuroi* is a Japanese word that
literally means "golden repair." It refers to the practice of fixing cracked
pottery with lacquer that's blended with actual gold or silver.
Metaphorically, it suggests that something may become more beautiful
and valuable after being broken. The wounds and the healing of the
wounds are integral parts of the story, not shameful distortions to be
disguised or hidden. Does any of that resonate with you about your
current experience, Capricorn? I'm guessing it does. Let's call this the
*kintsukuroi* phase of your cycle.
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LEARN TO BE LUCKY
You can learn to be lucky. It's not a mystical force you're born with, but a
habit you can develop. How? For starters, be open to new experiences,
trust your gut wisdom, expect good fortune, see the bright side of
challenging events, and master the art of maximizing serendipitous
opportunities.
For more help, tune in to my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES. They're
reports on the current state of your destiny and where you're headed.
These forecasts are different in tone and format from the written
horoscopes you read in this newsletter. They're longer and more leisurely
in tone -- averaging four to five minutes. They tend to bring out more of
the patient counselor in me, and have a bit less of the poet.
To listen to your Expanded Audio Horoscope online, go to
http://RealAstrology.com.
Register and/or log in through the main page.
They're available on your tablets and smart phones as well as your
computers.
You can also listen over the phone by calling 1-877-873-4888.
"Your expanded horoscopes get more personal and intimate with me than
some of my closest friends. Thanks for the loving reflections."
- Ari S., Ann Arbor, MI
"Your audio 'scopes have a knack for waking me up from whatever
random dream has sneaked into my brain and rendered me half-blind."
- Teresa F., Boston, MA
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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Near the end of his career, the painter Henri
Matisse created a paper-cut composition he called *Le Bateau,* or *The
Boat.* It is an abstract piece that does not depict a literal boat. That's
why the Museum of Modern Art in New York should perhaps be forgiven
for mistakenly hanging it upside-down back in 1961, upon first acquiring
the piece. Fortunately, after a month and a half, a knowledgeable person
noticed, and the position of *Le Bateau* was corrected. I'm wondering if
there's a comparable phenomenon going on with you right now, Aquarius?
Is it possible that a part of your life got inverted or transposed? If so, will
you be sharp enough to see the goof and brave enough to fix it? I hope
you won't allow this error to persist.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): "I owe my success to having listened
respectfully to the very best advice," said British author G. K. Chesterton,
"and then going away and doing the exact opposite." I'm going to
endorse that approach for you, Pisces. In my astrological opinion, I don't
think anyone can possibly give you accurate counsel in the coming weeks.
Your circumstances are too unique and your dilemmas are too
idiosyncratic for even the experts to understand, let alone the people who
care for you and think they own a piece of you. I do suspect it might be
useful for you to hear what everyone has to say about your situation,
though. Seeing their mistaken or uninformed perspectives should help you
get clarity about what's right.
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Researchers in Peru have recently tracked
down many previously unknown varieties of wild cacao plants. What that
means is that there are exotic kinds of chocolate that you and I have
never dreamed of, and they will be commercially available within a few
years. As delicious as your Chocolove XOXOX Extra Strong Dark candy bar
may taste to you now, you will eventually journey further into a new
frontier of ecstatic delectability. I propose that we use this theme as a
metaphor for the work you have ahead of you right now. It is time for you
to make good things even better -- to take fun diversions and transform
them into experiences that engender transcendent bliss. Turn "yes" into
"YESSSS!!!!"
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): At your next meal, imagine that the food you
are eating is filled with special nutrients that enhance your courage.
During the meal after that, fantasize that you are ingesting ingredients
that will boost your perceptiveness. The next time you snack, visualize
your food as being infused with elements that will augment the amount of
trust you have in yourself. Then you will be ready to carry out your
assignment for the coming weeks: Use your imagination to pump up your
courage and perceptiveness as you carry out smart adventures that you
haven't trusted yourself enough to try before now.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The leaves and berries of the deadly
nightshade plant are highly poisonous. If ingested, they cause delirium and
death. On the other hand, a drug obtained from the same plant is on the
World Health Organization's List of Essential Medicines. It's helpful in
treating many illnesses, from gastrointestinal and heart problems to
Parkinson's. Is there a metaphorical equivalent in your life, Gemini? An
influence that can either be sickening or healing, depending on various
factors? I suspect that now is one of those times when you should be
very focused on ensuring that the healing effect predominates.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): A New York doctor offers a service he calls
Pokertox. Jack Berdy injects Botox into poker players' faces so as to
make their expressions hard to read. With their facial muscles paralyzed,
they are in no danger of betraying subtle emotional signals that might
help their opponents guess their strategy. I understand there might
sometimes be value in adopting a poker face when you are in the midst of
trying to win at poker or other games. But for the foreseeable future,
Cancerian, I recommend the opposite approach. You're most likely to be
successful if you reveal everything you're feeling. Let your face and eyes
be as eloquent as they can be.
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Homework: "You know what to do and you know how to do it." True or
False? Why? Testify at Truthrooster@gmail.com.
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