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Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter
November 9, 2011
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The piece below is excerpted from my book
*PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA*
available at Amazon: http://bit.ly/Pronoia
or Powells: http://bit.ly/PronoiaPowells
Listen to the song here: http://bit.ly/ThisIsaPerfectMoment
THIS IS A PERFECT MOMENT
This is a perfect moment. It's a perfect moment for many reasons, but
especially because you and I are waking up from our sleepwalking,
thumbsucking, dumb-clucking collusion with the masters of illusion and
destruction.
Thanks to them,
from whom the painful blessings flow,
we are waking up.
Their wars and tortures,
their crimes against nature,
extinctions of species
and brand new diseases.
Their spying and lying
in the name of the father,
sterilizing seeds and
trademarking water.
Molestations of God,
celebrations of shame,
stealing our dreams and
changing our names.
Their cunning commercials
and blood-sucking hustles,
their endless rehearsals
for the end of the world.
Thanks to them,
from whom the awful teachings flow,
we are waking up.
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Their painful blessings are cracking open more and more gashes in the
shrunken and crippled mass hallucination that is mistakenly called
"reality." And through the fractures, ripe eternity is flooding in; news of
the soul's true home is pouring in; our allies from the other side of the veil
are swarming in, inspiring us to become smarter and wilder and kinder and
trickier.
We are waking up.
As heaven and earth come together, as the dreamtime and daytime
merge, we register the shockingly exhilarating fact that we are in charge
of creating a New Earth. Not in some distant time or faraway place, but
right here and right now.
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As we stand on this brink, as we dance on this verge, we cannot let the
ruling fools of the dying world sustain their curses. We have to rise up and
fight their insane logic; defy, resist, and prevent their tragic magic; tap
into our sacred rage and supercharge it.
But overthrowing the living dead is not enough. Protesting the well-
dressed monsters is not enough. We can't afford to be consumed with
our anger; can't be obsessed and possessed by their danger. Our
mysterious bodies crave delight and fertility.
Our boisterous imaginations demand fresh tastes of infinity. In the New
Earth we're creating, we need lusty compassion and ecstatic duty,
ingenious love and insurrectionary beauty. We need radical curiosity and
reverent pranks, voracious listening and ferocious thanks.
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So I'm curious, my fellow creators. Since you and I are in charge of making
a New Earth -- not just breaking down the dying culture -- where do we
begin? What stories do we want at the heart of our experiments? What
questions will be our oracles?
Here's what I say: In the New Earth we're creating, we will ridicule the cult
of doom and gloom, and embrace the cause of zoom and boom. We will
laugh at the stupidity of evil and hate; we will summon the
brilliance to praise and create. No matter how upside down it all may
appear, we will have no fear, because we know this big secret: All of
creation is conspiring to shower us with blessings. Life is crazily in love
with us -- brazenly and innocently in love with us. The universe always
gives us exactly what we need, exactly when we need it.
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Pronoia is our word of power . . . the antidote for paranoia . . . the spell
we cast to gleam ourselves awake again and again. It means that even if
we can't see and don't know, primal benefactors are plotting to
emancipate us.
The winds and the tides are on our side, forever and ever, amen. The fire
and the rain are scheming to steal our impossible pain. The sun and the
moon and the stars remember our real names, and our ancestors pray for
us while we're dreaming.
We have guardian angels and thousands of teachers . . . provocateurs
with designs to unleash us . . . helpers and saviors we can't even imagine .
. . brothers and sisters who want us to blossom.
Thanks to them,
from whom the blissful blessings flow,
we are waking up.
The roads they pave us,
the places they save us,
the tomatoes they grow us,
above and below us.
Their mysterious stories,
their morning glories,
their loaves and fishes,
granting our wishes.
The songs they sing us,
the gifts they bring us,
the secrets they show us,
above and below us.
Thanks to them,
from whom the blissful blessings flow,
we are waking up.
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I'm allergic to dogma. I thrive on riddles. Any idea I believe, I reserve the
right to disbelieve as well.
But more than any other vision I've ever tested, pronoia describes the
way the world actually is. It's wetter than water, stronger than death, and
truer than the news. It smells like cedar smoke in the autumn rain, and if
you close your eyes right now, you can feel it shimmering like the aurora
borealis in your organs and muscles. Its song is your blood's song.
Some people argue that life is strife and suffering is normal. Others swear
we're born sinful and only heaven can provide us with the peace that
passes understanding. But pronoia says that being alive on this rough
green and brown planet is the highest honor and privilege. It's an
invitation to work wonders and perform miracles that aren't possible in
any nirvana, promised land, or afterlife.
I'm not exaggerating or indulging in poetic metaphor when I tell you that
we are already living in paradise. Visualize it if you dare. The sweet stuff
that quenches all of our longing is not far away in some other time and
place. It's right here and right now.
Poet Elizabeth Barrett Browning knew the truth:
"Earth's crammed with heaven."
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OCCUPY THIS
Occupy Earth
Naomi Wolf: "A world war is underway. It's unlike any war in history.
People around the world are not identifying themselves along national or
religious lines, but as a global consciousness: demanding peace,
democracy, sustainability, & economic justice. Their enemy is the
corporatocracy that has bought governments, created its own armed
enforcers, engaged in economic fraud, & plundered treasuries &
ecosystems."
http://tinyurl.com/3pjmmfl
Occupy Your Mind
The revolution begins from within.
http://tinyurl.com/3bg7knf
Occupy Yourself
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world"
-Mahatma Gandhi
Real change that is sustainable is an inside job.
http://tinyurl.com/4xcentd
Zombies Occupy Bank of America in Portland.
The spirit of Abbie Hoffman blesses this action.
Put more pranks in your protests, everyone!
Time for a Yippie Revival!
http://tinyurl.com/3smurls
Pirates Occupy Bank of America in New York
http://tinyurl.com/3bvu389
Theme song for the Occupy Movement:
"Triple Witching Hour"
http://bit.ly/smkFxM
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
Week beginning November 10
Copyright 2011 by Rob Brezsny
http://FreeWillAstrology.com
Grammar key: Asterisks equal *italics*
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The Cunnilinguistic Dicktionary defines the
newly coined word "mutinyversal" as "rebellion against the whole
universe." I think it would be an excellent time for you to engage in a
playful, vivacious version of that approach to life. This is one of those rare
times when you have so many unique gifts to offer and so many
invigorating insights to unleash, that you really should act as if you are
mostly right and everyone else is at least half-wrong. Just one caution: As
you embark on your crusade to make the world over in your image, do it
with as much humility and compassion as you can muster.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In Mongolia there's a famous fossil of
two dinosaurs locked in mortal combat. Forever frozen in time, a
Velociraptor is clawing a Protoceratops, which in turn is biting its enemy's
arm. They've been holding that pose now for, oh, 80 million years or so.
I'm shoving this image in your face, Sagittarius, so as to dare you and
encourage you to withdraw from your old feuds and disputes. It's a
perfect time, astrologically speaking, to give up any struggle that's not
going to matter 80 million years from now. (More info:
tinyurl.com/DinosaurFight.)
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): "In your experience, who is the best-
smelling actor that you've worked with?" TV host Jon Stewart asked his
guest Tom Hanks. "Kevin Bacon," replied Hanks. Why? Not because of the
bacon-as-a-delicious-food angle, although that would be funny. "He smells
like a mix of baby powder and Listerine," Hanks said. Keep this
perspective in mind, Capricorn. I think you should be engaged in a great
ongoing quest to put yourself in situations with pleasing aromas. I mean
this in both the metaphorical and literal sense. To set yourself up for
meaningful experiences that provide you with exactly what you need,
follow your nose.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): According to my reading of the omens,
Aquarius, you can finally take advantage of a long-standing invitation or
opportunity that you have always felt unworthy of or unready for.
Congratulations on being so doggedly persistent about ripening the
immature parts of yourself. Now here's an extra bonus: This breakthrough
may in turn lead to you finding a lost piece to the puzzle of your identity.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): My acquaintance Bob takes a variety of meds
for his bipolar disorder. They work pretty well to keep him out of the
troughs, but he misses the peaks. Last time he saw his psychiatrist he
told her he wished he could stop taking the complicated brew of drugs
and just take a happy pill every day. The psychiatrist told him that if he
ever found such a thing, she'd love to take it herself. Wouldn't we all? I'm
pleased to report that you are now very close to locating the next best
thing to a happy pill, Pisces. It may require you to at least partially give up
your addiction to one of your customary forms of suffering, though. Are
you prepared to do that?
ARIES (March 21-April 19): The title of this week's movie is "Uproar of
Love," starring the Fantasy Kid and The Most Feeling Machine In The
World. It blends romance and science fiction, with overtones of espionage
and undertones of revolution for the hell of it. Comic touches will slip in at
unexpected moments. When you're not up to your jowls in archetypes,
you might be able to muster the clarity to gorge yourself on the earthly
delights that are spread from here to the edge of the abyss.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): How's your relationship with your muse?
Don't tell me that you're not an artist so you don't have a muse. Even
garbage collectors need muses. Even farmers. Even politicians. All of us
need to be in touch with a mysterious, tantalizing source of inspiration
that teases our sense of wonder and goads us on to life's next
adventures. So I ask you again: What have you and your muse been up to
lately? I say it's high time for you to infuse your connection with a dose
of raw mojo. And if for some sad reason you don't have a muse, I urge
you to go out in quest of new candidates. (P.S. A muse isn't necessarily a
person; he or she might also be an animal, an ancestor, a spirit, or a hero.)
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Funky pagan scientists at Zen State University
have found that the regular consumption of Free Will Astrology can be
effective in smoothing unsightly wrinkles on your attitude, scouring away
stains on your courage, and disposing of old garbage stuck to your karma.
They've also gathered testimony from people who claim to have
experienced spontaneous healings of nagging ailments and chronic
suffering while under the influence of these oracles. If I were you, I'd try
to take advantage of such benefits right now. You could really use some
healing. Luckily, it looks like there'll be an array of other curative options
available to you as well. Be aggressive about seeking them out.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Given the lush and exotic astrological factors
now coming to bear on your destiny, and due to the possibility that
something resembling actual magic may soon make an appearance, I am
taking a leap of faith with this week's horoscope. Are you game? There is
a hypothetical scene described by the English poet Samuel Coleridge
(1772-1834) that would normally be too outlandish to take seriously, but
I suspect it's a possible match for your upcoming adventures. "What if
you slept," he wrote, "and what if in your sleep you dreamed, and what if
in your dream you went to heaven and there you plucked a strange and
beautiful flower, and what if when you awoke you had the flower in your
hand? Ah, what then?"
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I was musing on how slow I am to learn the
lessons I need to master -- how hard it can be to see the obvious secrets
that are right in front of me. But I felt better after I came across the logo
for the Jung Institute in San Francisco, which is dedicated to the study of
psychology and psychotherapy. The symbol that it has chosen to embody
its ruling spirit consists of four snails creeping their way around a center
point -- a witty acknowledgment of the plodding nature of the human
psyche. I bring this to your attention, Leo, because it's important for you
to give yourself credit for how much you've grown since the old days --
even if your progress seems intolerably gradual.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It will be a good week to have nice long talks
with yourself -- the more, the better. The different sub-personalities that
dwell within you need to engage in vigorous dialogues that will get all
their various viewpoints out in the open. I even recommend coaxing some
of those inner voices to manifest themselves outside the confines of your
own head -- you know, by speaking out loud. If you feel inhibited about
giving them full expression where they might be overheard by people, find
a private place that will allow them to feel free to be themselves.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): During the reign of President George W. Bush,
many Americans viewed France as being insufficiently sympathetic with
American military might. So enraged were some conservatives that they
tried to change the name of French fries to freedom fries and French
toast to freedom toast. The culminating moment in this surrealistic
exercise came when Bush told UK's Prime Minister Tony Blair, "The French
don't even have a word for entrepreneur" -- unaware that "entrepreneur"
is a word the English language borrowed from the French. The moral of
the story, as far as you're concerned, Libra: Make sure you know the
origins of everyone and everything you engage with, especially as they
affect your ability to benefit from entrepreneurial influences.
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Homework: If you knew you were going to live to 100, what would you do
differently in the next five years? Testify at Freewillastrology.com.
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