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Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter
December 9, 2009
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"This is a perfect moment to take everything less seriously and less
personally and less literally."
-*PRONOIA*
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The revised and expanded version of my book *PRONOIA IS THE
ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA* is available at Amazon:
http://tinyurl.com/lxpnyt
Here's an excerpt:
LIBERATE YOUR IMAGINATION
Let me remind you who you really are: You're an immortal freedom fighter
who longs to liberate all sentient creatures from their suffering. You're a
fun-loving messiah who devoutly wants to help all of your fellow messiahs
claim the ecstatic awareness that is their birthright.
Try to remember. You're a vortex of fluidic light that has temporarily
taken on the form of a human being, suffering amnesia about your true
origins. And why did you do that? Because it was the best way to forge
the identity that would make you such an elemental force in our 14-
billion-year campaign to bring heaven all the way down to earth.
I'm not speaking metaphorically here. You are a mutant deity in disguise --
not a Buddha or a Christ exactly, but of the same lineage and conjured
from the same fire. You have been around since the beginning of time and
will be here after the end. Every day and in every way, you're getting
better at playing the preposterously amusing master game we all dreamed
up together before the Big Bang bloomed.
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Lately, I must admit, our work has seemed almost comically impossible.
Many of us have given in to the temptation to believe that everything is
upside-down and inside-out. Ignorance and inertia, partially camouflaged
as time-honored morality, seem to surround us. Pessimism is enshrined as
a hallmark of worldliness. Compulsive skepticism masquerades as
perceptiveness. Mean-spirited irony is chic. Stories about treachery and
degradation provoke a visceral thrill in millions of people who think of
themselves as reasonable and smart. Beautiful truths are suspect and ugly
truths are readily believed.
So no, at this peculiar turning point in the evolution of our 14-billion-year-
old master game, it's not easy to carry out our mission. We've got to be
both wrathful insurrectionaries and exuberant lovers of life. We've got to
cultivate cheerful buoyancy even as we resist the temptation to swallow
thousands of delusions that have been carefully crafted and seductively
packaged by those messiahs among us who bravely volunteered to play
the role of know-it-all deceivers.
We have to learn how to stay in a good yet unruly mood as we overthrow
the sour, puckered mass hallucination that is mistakenly referred to as
"reality."
Maybe most importantly, we have to be ferociously and single-mindedly
dedicated to the cause of beauty and truth and love even as we keep our
imaginations wild and hungry and free. We have to be both disciplined and
rowdy.
What can we do to help each other in this work?
TO READ THE REST OF "LIBERATE YOUR IMAGINATION," GO HERE:
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MORE PRONOIA RESOURCES:
WHAT IF YOU COULD REDUCE YOUR SUFFERING BY HALF?
"What happens to you is so impossibly good that there is no way the sum
of your good deeds and strivings on this earth could ever possibly have
warranted such beautiful fulfillment."
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DO YOU HAVE THE DISCIPLINE TO TUNE INTO THE BEAUTY AND TRUTH?
"I think the press, including TV journalism, has an ethical responsibility, a
sacred responsibility, a service mission . . . to make good news just as
entertaining (as we've made sexy the violence)." - Marianne Williamson
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STARE THE GLORY RIGHT IN THE FACE
Have you hade your minimum daily requirement of beauty today?
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(Note: I endorse these because I like them. They are not advertisements,
and I get no kickbacks.)
Please tell me your own personal nominations for PRONOIA RESOURCES.
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
Week beginning December 10
Copyright 2009 by Rob Brezsny
http://FreeWillAstrology.com
Grammar key: Asterisks equal *italics*
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): One of your top accomplishments in
2009 is the way you have united parts of yourself that had not previously
been very well connected. It seems you decided that you were tired of
being split up into fragmented sub-personalities that had different
agendas. Somehow you managed to convince them all to work together in
a common cause. Now I'm quite impressed with the new spirit of
cooperation that's at work in your depths. I predict it will lead to an
unprecedented singleness of purpose in 2010.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In his book *The Way of Transition,*
William Bridges defines the "neutral zone" as "that in-between time, after
you've let go of your old life and before you have fully discovered and
incorporated your new life." Sound familiar? Maybe the neutral zone
where you're currently simmering isn't as dramatic as that -- maybe you
haven't been stripped of every single certainty and you're not wandering
in limbo. But I suspect you have at least let go of one aspect of your old
familiar rhythm and have yet to ease into the one that'll be familiar in the
future. My advice? Don't rush it. Get all you can out of this unique and
educational time in the neutral zone.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In 2009, the cosmic powers-that-be have
been conspiring to get you to expand your self-image and enlarge your
understanding of your place in the world. So I trust that in these last 12
months you have started a business or organized a support group or
reinvented your physical appearance or begun your masterpiece -- or
done *something* to initiate a new phase in your long-term cycle. If for
some reason you've been remiss about doing this work, I suggest you
scramble to make up for lost time. And if you *have* been taking
advantage of the abundant cosmic help, it'll soon be time to move on to
phase two: consolidation.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): To prepare for his turn to hit, a Major League
baseball player slips a doughnut-shaped piece of metal over the top of his
bat, making it a few pounds heavier than it normally is. He then takes a
number of practice swings. The theory is that when he removes the
doughnut and strides up to home plate to actually hit against a pitcher
who's throwing the ball at 90 miles per hour, the bat will feel lighter and
he'll be able to swing faster. As you prepare for your own equivalent of
going up to bat, Pisces, I urge you to use this as your operative
metaphor.
ARIES (March 21-April 19): "Indignation is one of the most rewarding of
emotions," writes Theodore Dalrymple, "as well as one that automatically
gives meaning to life . . . There is nothing like irritation to get the juices
circulating and the mind working." Of all the ideas that have made me
irritable and indignant in recent weeks, this one steams me the most. I
disagree so completely that I am practically beside myself with paralyzing
rage. And as I plunge my attention further and further into his ridiculous
proposal, I feel the tension coursing through my body. I sense my mind
becoming swampy, my perceptions distorted. There's a good chance that
I am inducing in myself a state of stressed-out stupidity. Please don't
follow my example, Aries. It's possible that sour fury could be useful to
you at other times, but right now you should avoid it. If you want your
intelligence to work at peak efficiency in the coming days, you'll need long
stretches of tender, lucid calm.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The evidence is incontrovertible: You have
definitely acquired more power in 2009. Whether that means you are now
sitting in a corner office bossing around a gaggle of subordinates, I don't
know. What I do know is that you are in greater charge of your own
destiny. You know yourself much better, and are smarter about providing
yourself with what you need, when you need it. You have gained access
to enormous new reserves of willpower, in part by harnessing the energy
of your obsessive tendencies. Blind fate just doesn't have the same
control over your life as it used to. More than ever before, you're making
decisions based on what's really good for you rather than on your
unconscious compulsions.
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LISTEN TO AN EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE
Since I put all my heart and soul into the written horoscopes I send out in
this newsletter, they're pretty nutritious. You may never need any of the
other stuff I create.
But if you ever do crave an added boost, you may want to sample my
Expanded Audio Horoscopes. They're different in tone and intent than the
written scopes, imbued with a little more of the psychologist in me, and a
little less of the poet.
Find out more at http://RealAstrology.com.
The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or
1-900-950-7700.
"Your expanded horoscopes get more personal and intimate with me than
some of my closest friends. Thanks for the loving reflections."
- Ari S., Ann Arbor, MI
"Your audio 'scopes have a knack for waking me up from whatever
random dream has sneaked into my brain and rendered me half-blind."
- Teresa F., Boston, MA
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GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I trust you've traveled all over creation in 2009
-- or have at least exposed yourself to a wide range of novel sights and
sounds near your home turf. I pray that you've escaped one shrunken
niche, two narrow perspectives, and three low expectations. I'm also
hoping that in these last 12 months, you have regularly sought out
pleasant jolts and breathtaking vistas that have inspired you to see the
big picture of your unfolding destiny. If you haven't been doing these
things with the eager abandon you should have, please take the next
flight to the other side of the world. Eat unfamiliar food, meet people who
are very different from you, listen to strange music, climb a mountain,
and get your mind blown.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): So how are you doing with your year-long
resurrection project, Cancerian? Have you been taking care of the
finishing touches these past few weeks? If not, do so soon. It's high time
for you to officially and definitively rise from the dead. Your wandering in
the underworld is at an end. Your mourning for broken dreams should be
complete. In January, the age of exploration will begin; make sure your
reborn spunk is ready for action by then.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I bet your relationship life will be a source of
revolutionary teachings in 2010. Adventures in intimacy and partnership
will draw you into some highly educational fun and games. You will be
invited to dramatically expand your understanding of the nature of
commitment. You will also be asked to dig deeper to discover your real
desires, which up until now have been partially camouflaged by more
superficial longings that were grafted onto you during the darker days of
adolescence. How should you prepare for the interesting tests of the next
12 months? How can you get yourself in shape to earn the demanding
gifts that will be within reach? Now is an excellent time to start thinking
about those questions.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Whenever the tide goes out, the creek I live
next to loses a lot of its water to the bay. It becomes a narrow trickle
surrounded by stretches of mud. From a distance the mud looks like a
wet black desert, but if you get up close you'll see it's covered with tiny
furrows, pits, and bulges. This is evidence that many small creatures live
there, although only the hungry ducks and egrets know exactly where to
look to find them. Be like those birds, Virgo. As you survey your version
of the mud flat, ignore anyone who tells you that it's barren. Go searching
for the rich pickings.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): It seems to me that in 2009 you've learned to
love the fact that all the world's a stage. You've found roles that have
been fun to play, and you've expressed yourself with the nuanced zeal of
a skilled actor in an elaborate theatrical production. I have very much
enjoyed seeing you reveal the full range of your inner riches. If I were
going to award Oscars to the astrological signs, you Libras would get the
prize for "Best Performance of One's True Self."
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): "The nature of the work is to prepare for a
good accident," said filmmaker Sidney Lumet. He was talking about the
craft of creating movies, but he could have also been advising you on how
to make the most of the coming week. Your task, as I see it, is to set in
order everything that can be set in order. Get very organized. Make sure
you're well-rehearsed. Be warmed up and highly alert. That way you'll be
ready to respond with graceful intensity when serendipitous opportunities
arise within the framework you've put in place.
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HOMEWORK: Send me predictions for your life in 2010. Where are you
headed? Go to FreeWillAstrology.com; click on "Email Rob."
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WANT TO GET YOUR CHART DONE?
I'm not doing personal charts, but I highly recommend my astrological
colleague, RO LOUGHRAN. Her approach closely matches my own. In our
many discussions about astrology over the years, we've had a major
influence on each other's work.
Ro utilizes a blend of well-trained intuition, emotional warmth, and a high
degree of technical proficiency in horoscope interpretation; she is skilled
at exploring the mysteries of your life's purpose and nurturing your
connection with your own inner wisdom.
Ro is based in California, but can do phone consultations and otherwise
work with you regardless of geographic boundaries.
Ro's website is at
http://YourSoulJourney.com
She can also be reached at roloughran@comcast.net
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