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Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter
August 27, 2008
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"I do not want to talk about what you understand about this world. I want
to know what you will do about it. I do not want to know what you hope. I
want to know what you will work for. I do not want your sympathy for the
needs of humanity. I want your muscle."
- Robert Fulgrum
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My book
*PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA:
How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings*
is available for sale at http://tinyurl.com/qaj62
Here's an excerpt:
PRONOIA'S VILLAINS
According to Argentinian writer Jorge Luis Borges, Judas was actually a
more exalted hero than Jesus. He unselfishly volunteered to perform the
all-important villain's role in the resurrection saga, knowing he'd be reviled
forever. It was a dirty job that only a supremely egoless saint could have
done. Jesus suffered, true, but enjoyed glory and adoration as a result.
Let's apply this way of thinking to the task of understanding the role
that seemingly bad people play in pronoia.
Interesting narratives play an essential role in the universal conspiracy to
give us exactly what we need. All of us crave drama. We love to be
beguiled by twists of fate that unfold the stories of our lives in
unpredictable ways. Just as Judas played a key role in advancing the tale
of Christ's quest, villains and con men and clowns may be crucial to the
entertainment value of our personal journeys.
Try this: Imagine the people you fear and dislike as pivotal characters
in a fascinating and ultimately redemptive plot that will take years or even
lifetimes for the Divine Wow to elaborate.
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There is another reason to love our enemies: They force us to become
smarter. The riddles they thrust in front of us sharpen our wits and sculpt
our souls.
Try this: Act as if your adversaries are great teachers. Thank them for
how crucial they've been in your education.
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Consider one more possibility: that the people who seem to slow us down
and hold us back are actually preventing things from happening too fast.
Imagine that the evolution of your life or our culture is like a pregnancy: It
needs to reach its full term. Just as a child isn't ready to be born after
five months of gestation, the new world we're creating has to ripen in its
own time. The recalcitrant reactionaries who resist the inevitable birth are
simply making sure that the far-seeing revolutionaries don't conjure the
future too suddenly. They serve the greater good.
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To read news and features from my book, go here:
http://tinyurl.com/lhwx2
You can buy the book here:
AMAZON
http://tinyurl.com/qaj62
POWELLS
http://tinyurl.com/3dsx6q
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OTHER PRONOIA RESOURCES:
GOOD ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS
http://www.enn.com/
All the following stories appeared recently on the Environmental News
Network:
Free Goods At Throwplace.com Help Consumers in Tough Times
http://www.enn.com/press_releases/2598
Eco-friendly Sri Lankan Factories
http://www.enn.com/business/article/37953
U.S. Renewable Energy Growth Accelerates
http://www.enn.com/energy/article/37908
Hawaii Recycles Record 72 Percent of Beverage Containers
http://www.enn.com/pollution/article/37966
Algae: Biofuel Of The Future?
http://www.enn.com/energy/article/37961
Yellow cabs go green faster in NYC
http://www.enn.com/pollution/article/37956
YOUR BODY IS SMARTER THAN YOU IMAGINE
Writing in *Whole Earth,* Dr. Andrew Weil says, "Any level of biological
organization that we examine, from DNA up to the most complex body
systems, shows the capacity for self-diagnosis, for removal of damaged
structure, and for regeneration of new structure." I urge you to keep that
idea close to the front of your mind, dear readers. Contrary to what
authorities in many fields would lead you to believe, you have a lot of
innate power to figure out exactly how to fix your own problems, both
the health-related kind and any others.
http://tinyurl.com/6x9sgr
YOUR BODY IS SMARTER THAN YOU IMAGINE, PART TWO
*Health Is Simple, Disease Is Complicated: A Systems Approach to Vibrant
Health* by James Forleo
http://tinyurl.com/6ecd27
"Dr. James Forleo proposes a return to the body as the site of self-
healing. The problem, he says, is that we don't understand the language
of signs and symptoms it uses to communicate its healing messages.
*Health Is Simple* helps readers decipher that language and access the
great realms of health and vitality the body contains."
(Note: I endorse these because I like them. They are not advertisements,
and I get no kickbacks.)
Please tell me your own personal nominations for PRONOIA RESOURCES.
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
Week beginning August 28
Copyright 2008 by Rob Brezsny
http://FreeWillAstrology.com
Grammar key: Asterisks equal *italics*
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): "I have dreamed in my life dreams that have
stayed with me ever after, and changed my ideas," wrote Emily Bronte in
*Wuthering Heights.* "They have gone through and through me, like wine
through water, and altered the color of my mind." One of your main
assignments in the coming week, Virgo, is to identify a dream that can
work that kind of magic on you. If there is no such dream currently
seeded in your imagination, find a new one to plant there.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): "The apocalypse won't be all that bad," Bible
scholar Parker Creaston told the *Weekly World News.* There'll be a "brief
period of mild to moderate disorder," after which will come an extended
period of "worldwide peace and harmony." Similarly, Libra, your fear of
impending chaos in your personal sphere will turn out to be overblown.
Yes, you may suffer temporary shortages and inconveniences, as well as
what we might call a metaphorical "traffic jam." But you can forget about
mountains of fire, seas of blood, and hordes of locusts from the
bottomless pit. They will definitely *not* be showing up.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You've reached a phase in your astrological
cycle when you have special power to expand, deepen, and enhance your
web of allies. My advice? Don't just schmooze and party, but rather
schmooze and party with an evangelical sense of purpose, taking
advantage of the fact that people are more likely than usual to see you as
attractive, be sympathetic to your cause, and lend you their support. The
connections you forge and the synergetic collaborations you ignite in the
next three weeks could be major factors in your success in 2009.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): According to the Guinness website, the
world record for opera singers receiving curtain calls is Luciano Pavarotti,
who got 165 after his 1988 show at the Deutsche Opera in Berlin. If that
mark is ever broken, it may soon be accomplished by a Sagittarian
performer. That's because you people will be at the peak of your potential
to garner acknowledgement, recognition, and rewards in your chosen
field. Here's a secret about how you can take maximum advantage of that
potential: Imagine that there is a higher, finer level of excellence that's
beyond what you've understood as excellence up until now. Then figure
out what you'd have to do to rise to that higher, finer level.
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LISTEN TO AN EXPANDED HOROSCOPE
In addition to the horoscopes that you read here, I create additional in-
depth audio horoscopes for your inspiration.
They're not repeats or elaborations of the stuff you find here, but entirely
fresh explorations of your astrological omens, designed to help you tune
in to your soul's code.
Try them at http://RealAstrology.com.
They're available by phone at 1-877-873-4888
or 1-900-950-7700.
They're $6 if you access them on the Web, or $1.99 per minute over the
phone.
"Your audio horoscopes help me love myself better, and I mean that in a
non-narcissistic way."
-Deva P., Indianapolis
"I'm really grateful for the way you pick up my telepathic requests and
answer them in your expanded audio 'scopes."
-Marion H., Birmingham, AL
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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Below is an excerpt from a Charles
Baudelaire poem, as translated by Louis Simpson. "Ask the wind, the
wave, the star, the bird, the clock, everything that is flying, everything
that is groaning, everything that is rolling, everything that is singing,
everything that is speaking . . . ask what time it is, and wind, wave, star,
bird, clock will answer you: 'It is time to be drunk! So as not to be the
martyred slaves of time, be drunk, be continually drunk! On wine, on
poetry or on virtue as you wish.'" It is a perfect time in your astrological
cycle to draw inspiration from that counsel, Capricorn. In addition to wine,
poetry, and virtue, consider trying anything else that might work to
achieve the desired exaltation, like meditation, dancing, sex, dream work,
or a vision quest.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Thanks for the entertainment you've
provided so far in 2008, Aquarius. Since last January, you have sent a
nagging demon packing and corrected a kink in your integrity. You've paid
off a load of karmic debt left over from the old days and have even begun
to dissolve an outdated psychosexual imprint. Before I announce your
reward for all this good work, though, I'd like you to make more progress
on tempering your obsessive side. See what you can do to convert it from
a part-time liability into a full-time asset.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): "The real secret of magic is that the world is
made of words," said the sage Terence McKenna, "and that if you know
the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you
wish." I'd go even further and say that you can actually shape your world
through your use of language. Do you really want to live amidst infertile
chaos where nothing makes sense and no one really loves anyone? Then
speak with unconscious carelessness, expressing yourself lazily. Or would
you prefer to live in a realm that's rich with meaning and beauty and
interesting mystery? Then be discerning and creative in how you speak,
primed to name the novel truths that are always being born right in front
of your eyes. Of course you always have the power to create heaven or
hell through the words you choose, Pisces, but right now is a potential
turning point when you could form good new habits.
ARIES (March 21-April 19): My Aries friend David's acupuncturist
diagnosed his current condition as an "encroachment of phlegm in his
triple heater." That's also an apt metaphorical description of what's going
on in your psyche. Your internal engine -- the fire in your belly -- is a bit
clogged by a sluggish stream of swampy, snotty feelings. I suggest you
take action to purge this creeping effluvia. A good way to start would be
to do what Gestalt dream workers do: Imagine that the effluvia can speak,
and ask it to tell you what it wants.
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LISTEN TO AN EXPANDED HOROSCOPE
In addition to the horoscopes that you're reading here, I create more in-
depth audio horoscopes for your inspiration. Find out more at
http://RealAstrology.com.
The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or
1-900-950-7700.
"The best part about your audio horoscopes is that they pat me on the
head and kick me in the ass at the same time." - Rita L., San Diego
"Your audio oracles go beyond helping me find the truth -- they inspire
me to find the WILD truth." - Patrick K., Montreal
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Borrowing some words of poet Eliza Acton
and mixing them with mine, I've prepared a love note for you to use as
your own. Feel free to give these words to the person whose destiny
needs to be woven more closely together with yours. "I love you as a glad
bird loves the freedom of its wings. I love you as I love the first lily of
spring exploding with clear fragrance in the moonlight. I love you as I love
the swell and hush of a low melody that brings the past to life again. I
love you as I love the tone of a soft-breathing dawn whose soul has
awaken for me alone."
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In Greek mythology, the Procrustean bed was a
torture device. Anyone foolish enough to lie down on it would be forcibly
modified in order to fit its exact dimensions. A person who was smaller
than the bed would be painfully stretched and those who were too big
would have their body parts amputated. I beg you not to climb into any
situation that resembles that bed, Gemini. You need an adaptable niche
that will adjust to your unique needs and talents, not a rigid pigeonhole
that squeezes and bullies you into assuming its shape.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): "Dear Rob the Astrologer: I recently
discovered your column, and I like it. But I'm wondering if I'm approaching
it in the right way. Although I'm a Crab, all 12 of your horoscopes seem
to make sense to me and describe how I feel. Is this OK? - Curious in
Austin." Dear Curious: You Cancerians are very versatile and empathetic
these days. Given how open you are to being taught from every angle,
you have my blessing to glean useful information from the horoscopes for
all of the signs. This phenomenon will probably run its course by
September 23, and after that you may find that only the Cancer
horoscope really works for you.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I'm not so interested in predicting the future as I
am in creating the future. Why waste even a minute worrying about how
things will turn out when you can devote your energy to making things
turn out the way you want? It's true that in the horoscopes I offer you, I
speculate about what may be coming. But my purpose in doing so is to
describe favorable scenarios that you can use your willpower to manifest.
Right now, for instance, I won't prophesy, "You may soon be blessed with
a valuable new resource." Rather, I'll say, "Get out there, Leo, and acquire
a tool or fuel or asset that will help you become more practical about
fulfilling one of your dreams."
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HOMEWORK: Find out what you've been hiding from yourself -- but be
kind about it. Report your results by going to
http://FreeWillAstrology.com and clicking on "Email Rob."
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WANT TO GET YOUR CHART DONE?
I'm not doing personal charts, but I highly recommend my astrological
colleague, RO LOUGHRAN. Her approach closely matches my own. In our
many discussions about astrology over the years, we've had a major
influence on each other's work.
Ro utilizes a blend of well-trained intuition, emotional warmth, and a high
degree of technical proficiency in horoscope interpretation; she is skilled
at exploring the mysteries of your life's purpose and nurturing your
connection with your own inner wisdom.
Ro is based in California, but can do phone consultations and otherwise
work with you regardless of geographic boundaries.
Ro's website is at
http://YourSoulJourney.com
She can also be reached at roloughran@comcast.net
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