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Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter
July 16, 2008
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A Divine Invitation
You have been invited to meet
The Friend
No one can resist a Divine Invitation.
That narrows down all our choices
To just two:
We can come to God
Dressed for Dancing,
Or
Be carried on a stretcher
To God's Ward.
-Hafiz, translation by Daniel Ladinsky, *I Heard God Laughing*
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WHAT'S AHEAD FOR YOU in the next five months?
EXPLORE THE BIG PICTURE OF YOUR LIFE
with my Expanded Audio Horoscopes for the Second Half of 2008
To hear my IN-DEPTH, LONG-TERM AUDIO FORECAST for YOUR LIFE
between now and January 1, 2009, go here:
http://RealAstrology.com
Log in and click on the link
"Long Term Forecast for Second Half of 2008"
You can also listen to your short-term forecast for the coming week by
clicking on "This week (July 15, 2008)."
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My book
*PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA:
How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings*
is available for sale at http://tinyurl.com/qaj62
Here's an excerpt:
A DANGEROUS TABOO
The Beauty and Truth Lab's ongoing exploration of pronoia is a
conversation, not a dictation. It's an inquiry, not dogma. We're explorers
in search of the ever-evolving truth, not authorities proclaiming doctrine
from on high. We refuse to be salespeople intent on getting you to be like
us or buy our ideas. In fact, let's look at the downsides of the
perspectives we celebrate.
The first thing you should consider before leaping into a relationship with
pronoia is that it is utterly at odds with conventional wisdom. The
19th-century poet John Keats said that if something is not beautiful, it is
probably not true. But the vast majority of modern storytellers—
journalists, filmmakers, novelists, talk-show hosts, and poets—assert the
opposite: If something is not ugly, it is probably not true.
In a world that equates pessimism with acumen and regards stories about
things falling apart as having the highest entertainment value, pronoia is
deviant. It is a taboo so taboo that it's not even recognized as a taboo.
The average American child sees 20,000 murders on TV before reaching
age 18. This is considered normal. Every community has video rental
stores filled with hundreds of multimillion-dollar films that depict people
doing terrible things to each other. If you read newspapers, you have
every right to believe that Bad Nasty Things compose 90 percent of the
human experience. The authors of thousands of books published this year
will hope to lure you in through the glamour of murder, addiction, self-
hatred, sexual pathology, shame, betrayal, extortion, robbery, cancer,
arson, and torture.
But you will be hard-pressed to find more than a few novels, films, news
stories, and TV shows that dare to depict life as a gift whose purpose is
to enrich the human soul.
If you cultivate an affinity for pronoia, people you respect may wonder if
you have lost your way. You might appear to them as naive, eccentric,
unrealistic, misguided, or even stupid. Your reputation could suffer and
your social status could decline.
But that may be relatively easy to deal with compared to your struggle to
create a new relationship with yourself. For starters, you will have to
acknowledge that what you previously considered a strong-willed
faculty—the ability to discern the weakness in everything—might
actually be a mark of cowardice and laziness. Far from being evidence of
your power and uniqueness, your drive to produce hard-edged opinions
stoked by hostility is likely a sign that you've been brainwashed by the
pedestrian influences of pop nihilism.
Before the onset of pronoia, you may feel fine about the fact that you
generate much of your dynamic energy through anger, agitation,
discomfort, and judgmental scorn. But once the pronoia kicks in, you'll
naturally want more positive feelings to be your high-octane fuel. That will
require extensive retraining. The work could be arduous, delicate, and
time-consuming.
Are you truly ready to shed the values and self-images that keep you
locked into alignment with the dying civilization? Will you have the
stamina and inspiration necessary to dream up bigger, better, more
original sins and wilder, wetter, more interesting problems? Do you realize
how demanding it will be to turn yourself into a wildly disciplined, radically
curious, fiercely tender, ironically sincere, ingeniously loving, aggressively
sensitive, blasphemously reverent, lustfully compassionate master of
rowdy bliss . . . .
. . . To read the rest of "A DANGEROUS TABOO,"
go here: http://tinyurl.com/2otvln
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To read news and features from my book, go here:
http://tinyurl.com/lhwx2
You can buy the book here:
AMAZON
http://tinyurl.com/qaj62
POWELLS
http://tinyurl.com/3dsx6q
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OTHER PRONOIA RESOURCES:
I DARE YOU TO IMAGINE TABOO HAPPINESS AND FULFILLMENT
Will the future be better than we can imagine?
http://tinyurl.com/5uclam
CAN YOU STAND THIS MUCH BEAUTY?
Photos of the Earth from Above
http://tinyurl.com/yueyfb
SEX LAUGHTER
Make Sex Funny with Comic Sutra Laughing Sexercises
http://laughingsex.com/
(Note: I endorse these because I like them. They are not advertisements,
and I get no kickbacks.)
Please tell me your own personal nominations for PRONOIA RESOURCES.
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
Week beginning July 17
Copyright 2008 by Rob Brezsny
http://FreeWillAstrology.com
Grammar key: Asterisks equal *italics*
CANCER (June 21-July 22): I really do feel that you're here with me as I
create these horoscopes. In a sense, you're my assistant. Our telepathic
connection is utterly palpable and practical. The hopes and questions you
project my way stream into my higher mind, coloring my psychic
environment and enriching my desire to give you exactly what you need.
Now, in accordance with the astrological omens, I'm asking you to give
our collaboration more conscious intention. It's time for you to be
aggressive about seeking help and inspiration -- not just from me, but
from everyone. Try this for starters: Once a day for five minutes, visualize
that you and I are sitting face-to-face and discussing the issues that feed
your longing to be brave and free and authentic and smart and loving and
creative.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): "I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I
set him free," said the sculptor Michelangelo about a statue he made. Let
that approach be your guide in the coming weeks, Leo. Proceed according
to the hypothesis that the beautiful thing you want to create is
embedded in stuff that's hiding its true nature, and your job is simply to
liberate it from what's extraneous.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): "Dear Rob 'Fat-Burner' Brezsny: I used the
Sweet and Sassy Toner video and lost only two pounds in five weeks. I
tried the No More Love Handles program and actually gained weight. The
only thing that really worked was your column. Reading your horoscopes
has, I'm convinced, been responsible for bringing me much closer to
having my dream body. You've helped me jettison a ton of psychic fat,
not to mention a wad of guilt, a load of concern about what other people
think of me, and a mass of remorse about the past. I never realized how
much of my extra weight had to do with psychological burdens I was
carrying. This is the lightest I've ever been! Grateful Virgo." Dear Grateful:
Give yourself credit, too. It has been courageous of you to get rid of your
unnecessary buffers. By the way, this week will be the climax of the
shedding process. Celebrate your success by emptying out even more.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Barack Obama may not be the messiah, but in
comparison to the person he will replace as President of the United States
next January, he's the second coming of King Arthur. Still, it's crucial to
keep in mind that Obama can't single-handedly and magically heal all the
havoc inflicted on America and the world by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
The resuscitation will have to be accomplished primarily by we-the-people,
and as much on the local level as in the federal realm. In the same way,
Libra, fixing the problems that are vexing your personal sphere must be
the task of the whole group, not just the boss or leader. I suggest you
work on convincing everyone to take more responsibility and be more
accountable. It's time to apply the principles of grass-roots democracy to
your own life.
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WHAT'S AHEAD FOR YOU in the next five months?
To hear my IN-DEPTH, LONG-TERM AUDIO FORECAST for YOUR LIFE
between now and January 1, 2009, go here:
http://RealAstrology.com
Log in and click on the link
"Long Term Forecast for Second Half of 2008"
You can also listen to your short-term forecast for the coming week by
clicking on "This week (July 15, 2008)."
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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In ancient Egypt, wealthy people adorned
their pet crocodiles with gold bracelets, amulets, and other jewelry. Let's
use that as a metaphor for you in the coming week. What is the most
beastly and dangerous part of your psyche, and how might you beautify
it? What steps could you take to civilize or ennoble your reptilian brain?
Are there any ways you could make the crocodilian aspect of yourself
look less scary and more inviting?
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): It's like you've stumbled upon the
Cosmic Lost and Found Office, Sagittarius. Whether or not it happened
"by mistake" is irrelevant: It's an opportunity to recover good stuff that
prematurely disappeared from your life. But keep in mind that your
valuables may be mixed in with abandoned and forgotten junk, both yours
and other people's. You might initially feel discouraged at the prospect of
having to wade through all that meaningless dross in order to locate your
treasures. Don't give up. Your diligence will ultimately be rewarded.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Here's my first question: Are you willing to
change yourself in ways that would allow you to get more of the love you
long for? Here's my second question: If you are willing to change yourself,
are you capable of actually carrying out those changes, thereby creating a
permanent shift in your identity? If your answer to those two questions is
yes, the coming weeks will be prime time to get to work. Now here's my
third question: In what precise ways would you have to change yourself in
order to get more of the love you long for? Write down or print out your
thoughts on a piece of red paper.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A cardinal had a confrontation with my
picture window yesterday. For 45 minutes, it hammered its beak against
the glass. With the help of my good friend and research assistant Google,
I figured out that the bird had probably mistaken its own reflection for a
rival that it was trying to attack. Now I'm offering this scene as a
cautionary metaphor for you, Aquarius. Keep three lessons in mind: 1. If
you feel the urge to fight others, you're probably mad about something in
yourself. 2. Watch your tendency to get fixated on an image that is at
best a distorted representation of a real thing and not the real thing
itself. 3. Don't hurt yourself or drive yourself crazy in an effort to chase
away an illusion.
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EXPLORE THE BIG PICTURE OF YOUR LIFE
with my Expanded Audio Horoscopes for the Second Half of 2008:
http://RealAstrology.com
What hidden factors will be massaging your destiny during the next five
months? Could you use some hints about how to prepare for the
adventures awaiting you during the rest of 2008?
To listen to my IN-DEPTH, LONG-TERM AUDIO FORECAST for YOUR LIFE
during the next five months, go here:
http://RealAstrology.com
Log in and click on the link "Long Term Forecast for Second Half of
2008."
You can also listen to your short-term forecast for the coming week by
clicking on "This week (July 15, 2008)."
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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The uterus of a pregnant sand tiger shark is
not exactly a peaceful sanctuary. Her eggs hatch in there well before she
gives birth. Soon the multiple embryos begin a fight to the death. By the
time the mother goes into labor, there's just one pup remaining. I suspect
there's now a similar kind of survival-of-the-fittest struggle going on
within the metaphorical womb of your imagination, Pisces. Several pretty
good brainchildren are tussling for supremacy. Which one will defeat and
eat the others and grow into maturity? I bet we'll find out soon.
ARIES (March 21-April 19): After studying your astrological omens for the
upcoming weeks, I got really excited. There was so much I wanted to tell
you. I popped a chunk of organic, fair-trade, cruelty-free, espresso-
tinctured chocolate in my mouth and sat down to type an extravagant
message. Maybe it was because I was overly pumped up, but in the next
moment I accidentally swallowed the candy whole. What a waste! I'd
gotten none of the bliss of sliding it around my tongue and mouth. But I
recognized this apparent bad luck as a sign of what I needed to tell you:
Don't get so worked up about the oncoming pleasures that you engorge
them whole without even tasting them.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In his book *In My Other Life,* Paul Theroux
imagines another version of himself -- the "story of a life I could have
lived had things been different." I think you'd benefit from carrying out a
similar exercise, Taurus. Daydream about the inner potentials you've
never developed, the inviting destinations you've never actually sought
out, the initial interests that never grew into full-fledged relationships --
and then fantasize that you are in fact doing those things. Aside from
being fun, this experiment could lead you to actually try out some
possibilities that maybe you should have considered long ago. And it
might at least free up energy that has been trapped inside feelings of
remorse.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Kate Knapp Johnson's poem "Meadow" begins
like this: "Half the day lost, staring/ at this window. I wanted to know/
just one true thing// about the soul." She goes on to imply that she
wasn't successful in her meditation. You, on the other hand, will enjoy a
boom time if you go in quest of such insight. By next week, you could
discover at least five true things about the soul. Here's one possible truth
now: The soul needs nourishing stories in the same way the body needs
healthy food.
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HOMEWORK: If you could be any other sign besides the one you actually
are, what would it be, and why? Go to http://FreeWillAstrology.com and
click on "Email Rob."
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WANT TO GET YOUR CHART DONE?
I'm not doing personal charts, but I highly recommend my astrological
colleague, RO LOUGHRAN. Her approach closely matches my own. In our
many discussions about astrology over the years, we've had a major
influence on each other's work.
Ro utilizes a blend of well-trained intuition, emotional warmth, and a high
degree of technical proficiency in horoscope interpretation; she is skilled
at exploring the mysteries of your life's purpose and nurturing your
connection with your own inner wisdom.
Ro is based in California, but can do phone consultations and otherwise
work with you regardless of geographic boundaries.
Ro's website is at
http://YourSoulJourney.com
She can also be reached at roloughran@comcast.net
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