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Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter
March 19, 2008
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"Our longing for the eternal kindles our imagination to bless. Regardless of
how we configure the eternal, the human heart continues to dream of a
state of wholeness, that place where everything comes together, where
loss will be made good, where blindness will transform into vision, where
damage will be made whole, where the clenched question will open in the
house of surprise, where the travails of life's journey will enjoy a
homecoming. To invoke a blessing is to call some of that wholeness upon
a person now."
- John O'Donohue, *To Bless the Space Between Us: A Book of Blessings*
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These are our top stories.
ROOTS OF HUMAN NATURE
Bonobo apes and humans share 98 percent of the same genes, leading
some biologists to suggest that they, along with chimpanzees, should be
reclassified as members of the human genus. While their gestures,
postures, walk, and facial expressions have remarkable similarities to ours,
however, their social behavior is quite different.
Bonobos live in a peaceful matriarchy characterized by egalitarian
relationships. Power and status are of minimal concern. They build and
maintain social rapport with frequent erotic exchanges of every variety,
from intercourse to mutual masturbation to oral sex. Homosexual and
cross-generational contact is common.
"Bonobos use sex to appease, to bond, to make up after a fight, to ease
tensions, to cement alliances," writes Natalie Angier in The New York
Times. Because it's their social glue, says primatologist Dr. Frans de Waal,
author of *Bonobo: The Forgotten Ape,* sex is casual and free of
elaborate taboos. Unlike humans, bonobos are not obsessed with orgasm.
Their reproductive rate is similar to that of other primates.
"All of this has relevance for understanding the roots of human nature,"
concludes Angier. "De Waal corrects the image of humanity's ancestors
as driven by aggression, hierarchical machinations, hunting, warfare, and
male dominance."
(Source: Natalie Angier, *The New York Times,* April 22, 1997)
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PLAY IS THE THING
Psychiatrist Stuart Brown has proposed this simple definition: "Play is
spontaneous behavior that has no clear-cut goal and does not conform to
a stereotypical pattern. The purpose of play is simply play itself; it
appears to be pleasurable."
In a study of 26 convicted murderers, Brown discovered that as children,
most of them had suffered either "from the absence of play or abnormal
play like bullying, sadism, extreme teasing, or cruelty to animals."
Brown's work led him to explore the biological roots of play. "New and
exciting studies of the brain, evolution, and animal behavior," he wrote,
"suggest that play may be as important to life -- for us and other animals
-- as sleeping and dreaming."
- Stuart L. Brown, "Animals at Play," *National Geographic,* December
1994. Brown's website is http://www.instituteforplay.com.
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MOTHER'S MILK REVOLUTION
In 1967, only 25 percent of American infants were breast-fed. Today, the
rate is seven out of 10. That's excellent news, says the American
Academy of Pediatrics, citing research that suggests children are far
healthier when they're breast-fed.
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CONSCIOUSNESS IS EVERYWHERE
"Aborigines openly and unaffectedly converse with everything in their
surroundings -- trees, tools, animals, rocks -- as if all things have an
intelligence deserving of respect."
- Robert Lawlor, *Voices of the First Day*
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LOWER OCTAVE COURSTHIP
"Why is it so hard to find a soulmate?" asks psychologist Carolyn
Godschild Miller in her book *Soulmates: Following Inner Guidance to the
Relationship of Your Dreams.*
Her answer: "Because most of us are actually searching for egomates
instead. We place the most limited and unloving aspect of our minds in
charge of our search for love, and then wonder why we aren't succeeding.
To the degree that we identify with this false sense of self, and operate
on the basis of its limited point of view, we aren't looking for someone to
love so much as recruiting fellow actors to take on supporting roles in a
favorite melodrama."
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ALTERNATIVE HEROES' JOURNEY
In Joseph Campbell's vision of myth, the hero is typically a solitary male
who renounces intimate companionship to pursue his glorious, arduous
quest. Along the way, sporadic help may arrive from an ineffable muse or
deity.
There are alternative scenarios for the hero's journey, but Campbell
underplayed them. In the tantric tradition, for instance, a seeker's
connection with a beloved human companion is essential to his or her
spiritual inquiry. Some early Christians described Jesus and Mary
Magdalene as equal collaborators. Sufi mystic poet Rumi may not have
actually made love with his teacher Shams (then again, he might have),
but it's clear the two men sought divine communion together, not
through lonely solo work.
Some modern teachers have broken from Campbell's narrow perspective.
The quest for illumination, they say, can thrive on the challenges of loving
and living with an actual person. In John Welwood's *Love and
Awakening,* the author reimagines relationship as an "alliance of warriors"
devoted to awakening each other's "holy longing."
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EVOLUTION OF AN AXIOM
The fundamental laws of physics may evolve as the cosmos grows older.
That was the conclusion of a paper published by a team of astrophysicists
in the prestigious *Physical Review Letters.*
Using the giant Keck Telescope in Hawaii, the researchers investigated the
absorption of light by metal atoms in gas clouds billions of light years
away. Their results showed apparent variations in the value of the "fine
structure constant," which measures the strength of the electromagnetic
force that controls how electrons and photons interact.
The scientists were effectively looking back in time, gazing at light that
left its point of origin billions of years ago. The fine structure constant
seemed to be a smaller number then than it is now. Until their study, this
constant was thought to be as immutable as the speed of light.
The implications are clear: If one supposed axiom has changed over time,
others may have done so also. (Source: James Glanz and Dennis Overbye,
"Anything Can Change, It Seems, Even an Immutable Law of Nature,"
*New York Times,* August 15, 2001)
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MIDWIFE GENIUS ABROAD
Around the age of 17, students in Denmark take a standardized test that
determines their educational fate and, ultimately, their career path. In an
article in *National Geographic,* raconteur Garrison Keilor noted that
Danish teens who earn a little less than the highest scores are eligible to
become physicists, chemists, and theologians. The very smartest kids
become doctors, psychologists, and midwives.
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COSMOS-GENERATING INTIMACY
Western science and religion have differing views on how the universe was
created, but they agree that it happened a long time ago. The mystery
schools of the West, on the other hand, assert that the universe is
recreated anew in every moment through the divinely erotic play of God
and Goddess. They say that if we humans treat lovemaking as an
experimental sacrament, we can attune ourselves to the union of the two
primal deities and, in a sense, participate in the ongoing creation of the
world.
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DOLPHIN LOVE CONSPIRACY
Jerry Langley likes to play his guitar for the spinner dolphins in Maui's La
Perouse Bay. They appreciate it. When he runs out of songs, he often
joins them for a convivial swim.
One day in 2003, a commotion at sea moved Jerry to interrupt his
concert. Paddling out for a closer look, he found a woman swimmer
surrounded by the dolphins. The normally friendly creatures had hemmed
her in, as if herding her. But when their buddy Jerry showed up, they
parted their tight circle to let him through, and he was able to escort the
woman back to shore.
The two hit it off instantly -- she was a singer looking for a gig. They
began dating and eventually got married.
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THIS EON IN PRONOIAC HISTORY
More than three billion years ago, the Earth's original single-cell organisms
thrived in a carbon dioxide-rich atmosphere that contained no free
oxygen. As a byproduct of their metabolism, however, they released an
abundant amount of oxygen. It was a pollutant that ultimately made the
environment uninhabitable for them, though it prepared the way for the
oxygen-breathers who now dominate the planet.
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This edition of PNN is brought to you by James Joyce's *Finnegans
Wake,* and especially this passage: "The Gracehoper was always jigging
ajog, hoppy on akkant of his joyicity."
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OTHER PRONOIA RESOURCES:
ESCAPING THE MATRIX
*Why Bother?: Getting a Life in a Locked-Down Land*
by Sam Smith
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MUSIC TO CHANGE BY
"Perfect Storm" by David Wilcox
from the album *Airstream*
MOCKING PEOPLE WHO MOCK PEOPLE
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punking the paparazzi
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and I get no kickbacks.)
Please tell me your own personal nominations for PRONOIA RESOURCES.
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
Week beginning March 20
Copyright 2008 by Rob Brezsny
http://FreeWillAstrology.com
Grammar key: Asterisks equal *italics*
ARIES (March 21-April 19): The Bible says you should kill adulterers,
homosexuals, and brides who aren't virgins (Leviticus 20:13 and
Deuteronomy 22:21). But I beg you not to do any such thing. The good
book also asserts that it's OK to beat your servants as long as you don't
go too far and murder them (Exodus 21:21). Again, I ask you to ignore
this advice. I furthermore pray that you won't circumcise your heart, as
recommended in Jeremiah 9:26. In general, Aries, it's an excellent time to
free yourself from insidious absurdities that seeped into your brain from
outmoded books, stale traditions, or sketchy teachings and theories you
opened yourself to when you were younger. Seek out the inspiring shock
of freshly minted wisdom.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Hotel employees in the U.K. report a dramatic
upsurge in naked sleepwalking by their guests. They're not referring to
people who merely get out of bed and stumble around their rooms in the
dark. These are bare, dream-drunk explorers who wander down the halls,
knock on strangers' doors, and visit the reception desk. In the coming
week, please monitor any tendencies you might have to engage in this
type of behavior, or, for that matter, in any slumbering adventures. The
astrological omens suggest you may be inclined to carry out complex
actions or make important decisions while not fully conscious. All week
long, keep asking yourself this question: "Am I truly awake right now?"
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): It's an excellent time to seek out new allies,
expand your social network, and make connections with influences that
will motivate you to grow smarter and stronger. Here are the kinds of
connections you might want to be on the lookout for: 1. hard workers
who find everything funny; 2. down-to-earth idealists who place no
emotional value on having expensive possessions; 3. nerds who are cocky
in mysterious ways; 4. humble perfectionists who obsess over the
integrity of every little thing they do and then mock themselves for being
so conscientious; 5. couples who hold hands and jump into big puddles
with their nice clothes on; 6. sympathetic listeners who will kindly kick
your ass if you need it.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Some readers get mad when I quote leaders
they consider immoral. If you're like that, you may be upset that this
horoscope cites Jack Welch. He was the longtime CEO of General Electric,
which makes critical components for more nuclear weapons systems than
any other company. (So says the Academy-Award-winning documentary
film *Deadly Deception: General Electric, Nuclear Weapons, and Our
Environment.*) In my defense, my policy is to learn from everyone, even
villains and adversaries I disagree with. The coming weeks will be an
excellent time for you to adopt that same attitude. I suggest that you
gather information from every useful source as you rev up and fine-tune
your ambition. Now here are Welch's rules for success: 1. Control your
destiny or someone else will. 2. Face reality as it is, not as it was or as
you wish it would be. 3. Be candid with everyone. 4. Change before you
have to.
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"I never knew it was possible to get my butt kicked and my head patted
at the same time -- until I listened to you, Rob." -Kristi P., Portland, OR
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LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Writing in the *San Francisco Chronicle,*
columnist Jon Carroll described the behavior of certain young spiders in
the Sacramento Delta. When one of these "spiderlings" is ready to leave
its birthplace and go in search of adventure, it spins out a long gossamer
strand, climbs aboard, and leaps into the unknown. Floating in mid-air, it's
carried by the wind to who-knows-where, eventually landing in its new
homeland. While I'm normally a big advocate of having goals and making
plans, this is one of those rare times when I advise you to act more like
the spiderlings.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Secrets are always bad, right? They are the
lynchpins of corruption, the evil mechanisms by which unethical power-
mongers do their dirty deeds. In the sphere of intimate relationships,
secrets are lies of omission that insidiously corrode the trust between
people. So there again: nasty, awful things. But in the coming days, Virgo,
I'd like you to entertain the possibility that secrets can also be blessings.
To jumpstart your redemptive meditations, read these thoughts from
philosopher Sissela Bok's book *Secrets: on the Ethics of Concealment
and Revelation*: "We are all experts on secrecy. From earliest childhood
we feel its mystery and attraction. We know both the power it confers
and the burden it imposes. We learn how it can delight, give breathing
space and protect."
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): British pop star Kate Nash sent a message in a
song to a guy she had a crush on. "I wish that you knew when I said two
sugars, actually, I meant three." In other words, her idea of a soulmate is
someone who reads her mind and knows what she needs even if she isn't
clear about what she needs. This is the opposite of the way you should
proceed in the coming weeks, Libra. Don't assume that the people whose
love you crave are telepathic geniuses with a perfect understanding of
your every nuance. Spell it all out.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): This is one of those rare times when your
empathy could undo you unless you adhere to the following guidelines. 1.
Squelch any attraction you might have to fascinating ruins, sexy decay, or
appalling beauty. 2. If you have been sucked into the sphere of a good-
looking monster or seductive tyrant, yank yourself free. 3. Break your
gaze the instant you sense you're falling under the sway of a flaming
narcissist. 4. Suppress the temptation to think this thought: "I'm bored
with my hell; I want to hang out in *your* hell for a change."
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AUDIO HOROSCOPES
In addition to the horoscopes that you're reading here, I create audio
horoscopes for your amusement and inspiration. Find out more at
http://RealAstrology.com.
The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or
1-900-950-7700.
"You told me the truth when no one else in my life would." -Darren H.,
Minneapolis
"Your wake-up calls keep me from getting stale." -Arris T., Aspen, CO
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): On the morning of May 4, 2004, film
producer Rielle Hunter woke up to find herself, by her own admission, fully
enlightened. Soon she had become "addicted to higher consciousness,"
and was unable to get involved with anything unless it expanded her
awareness. If such a sequence of events were ever going to occur for
you, Sagittarius, it would start soon.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You would stir up exciting changes in your
approach to life in you took time in the next few weeks to find out more
about the crowning achievements of your most intriguing ancestors. It will
also be a favorable time for you to engage in dreamy conversations with
the historical figures you admire most, and to muse in luxurious detail on
memories of events that were crucial in making you who you are. For
extra credit, have fun imagining who you were in your last two
incarnations. The past has gifts to give you, Capricorn. Go gather them
up.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): According to the book *The Meaning of
Tingo,* Filipinos make use of the Tagalog term "layogenic" to refer to a
person who looks really attractive from a distance, but not so good close-
up. I'm guessing that in the coming week you may encounter more than
one phenomenon that could fit that description. That's why I suggest you
stop undervaluing the people, things, and experiences that are right in
front of you. They might not seem as spectacular as the far-off
phantasms. But unlike the phantasms, they really are pretty fine.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Musician Sarah McLachlan told the crowd at
one of her concerts: "I feel great about singing really depressing songs."
In the U2 song "A Man and a Woman," Bono sings, "The only pain is to
feel nothing at all." They are your role models in the coming week, Pisces.
I hope they inspire you to feel grateful for your capacity to experience
such intense emotions. You're lucky to be so sensitive! You're blessed to
have so much vital force! So please celebrate your talent for feeling
melancholy and overwhelmed. Congratulate yourself for being such a
connoisseur of guilt, confusion, and anxiety. You're more alive than other
people. You've got a soul as big and wild and deep as the Amazon River.
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